STOP! I can't quit touching my hair

there was just this zaxby's commercial on the television you know where the random people share their inner thought processes on eating chicken. And this old man thought you should eat the best parts first "in case you don't get to finish the meal." He was really old, and he seemed kind of sad when he said it, which led me to believe zaxby's chicken kills people. Zaxby's was his final meal! Those morbid bastards then took the footage of this decrepit man's final meal and used it to promote their killing machine! Watch out!

On to other news that is also not surprising: I'm procrastinating! I should be writing a paper, or folding laundry, but definantly not sleeping. I should never sleep again. Who has the time? Or the patience?

I hope I never marry anyone who thinks its funny to draw on your stomach. That's disgusting. I once knew a woman who got a tatoo on her stomach, which i think is just poor planning. It was a smiley face or something but after her kid it was just disgusting. I heard from kat von diz, or the tatoo lady, that jewish people just cut the tatooed skin off when they die and get buried. gross.

My room is a mess. you're a mess. when i grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you know that's the quote? I looked it up last night.

tonight I held a baby for an hour and it smelled so good. you know that new baby smell? Oh it was so happy and calm. and it fell asleep while I was holding it! It was purposterously cute.

hmm... what else.

nope. that's it! FIN.