I think I'm sitting next to Jake's old girlfriend

I just finished my paper that's due next period. I was up until 4, and it still sucks a lot of ass, but I find it a somewhat entertaining read. It's about Barbie, and her return to traditionalism through her commercials. Please find below a few excerpts:

"The only option for young girls Mattel's competition, Bratz, is offering is the oldest profession in the world: prostitution. "

"Barbie is not going to turn your daughter into a giant whore, like the Bratz dolls will."

So hopefully my prof shares my hatred of Bratz dolls, and my love of calling things whores.

I'm so tired.

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