i live my life like a deaf person

thanks amy sedaris!

So it's monday, and I'm laying on my couch trying to avoid a major rewrite on my english paper and my art history test. Procrastinator heal thy self.

I got a new phone. It's a samsung and I don't like some aspects of it. Like how quiet it is. Or how it displays the name and number, I don't know your number and I really don't want to know it. That's why god invented cell phones so I don't have to remember anything ever again. But it does play songs and have a really big screen so that's cool.

Let's see what have I done since last monday? Hmm... I spent a few days in Sandy Springs house sitting. blech, I got a terrible cold. I sold some mattresses, I skipped a lot of school and a dentist appointment. Oops. I read a lot of defamer.com articles about Andy Dick.

Frankly this weather just needs to make up it's freaking mind. It's making me feel like I'm having hot flashes, which in turn makes me want to die.

I left my Ipod in my brother's car, which is quite frustrating because you know I love my ipod and when I'm more than 5 feet away from it I go into withdrawls.

In Conclusion:
1. I hate doing homework
2. my new cell phone is pretty cool
3. recap of last week
4. hate the weather
5. I love my ipod, and miss it.