fucking big brother

so 2006 hasn't gotten off to the greatest start ever, but I'm willing to forgive:

1. There's a short in my car so my lighter wont work, which is a real inconvienence
2. My car wont tell me the time
3. Fucking big brother Duluth gov't gave me a 70 dollar ticket for running a fucking red light
4. Cramps
5. My dog ripped a hole in the sweater I bought yesterday, today
6. I went to Wesleyan yesterday (why? I still don't know)

So 2006, this is your last chance. Well you know not really because what we have 348 more days to go? Wait why have I never known how many days are in a year? It was just one of those things I refused to learn like the explorers or how many days are in the months or the number of bones in the body. 606? 311? I have no idea.

• 365 days in a year
• “Thirty days hath September,
  April, June and November;
  February has twenty-eight alone,
  All the rest have thirty-one;
  Excepting leap year: that’s the time
  When February’s days are twenty-nine.”
• 206 bones in the body, whoa I was way off

I'm sorry I'm retarded 2006, but not as sorry as I am about you being retarded.