watch this, and that is a threat.

watch this and laugh forever. just you wait. until around minute 4.

later that day:

it's 10:24. this is possibly the last post that will ever mention my internet classes, we can all breath I sigh of relief. I'm taking both finals tomorrow. I'm pretty certain I'm going to fail because I just started studying around 8 o'clock and don't know anything about islam. oops. oh allah.

so far i've consumed 3 cups of super strong coffee in hopes that it will somehow fuel my consumption of knowledge. so far hasn't worked, but i am extremely jittery.

i missed my train both ways today. pisser. i took a two hour nap. i watched the tumbling clip 3 times.

the witch movie was a let down.

frieday swc opens. i wish friday was spelled frieday. ole fish-on-fridays. ill regret all of this soon enough.

sunday night I went to see America's funnyman NEIL HAMBURGER. He was hilarious, and if you don't think he's funny, maybe you should rethink your sense of humor. i should rethink my concept of the comma.

thursday i have to give a speech. over what? I don't know why don't I surprise myself, and at the same time create an outline to turn in and a bibliography. or why don't i just kick my teacher in the balls since that's what he deserves. i'm not sure that he has balls. dyke. why is dyke the funniest word i know?