old man take a look at my life

Mr. and Mrs. Smith huh... I liked it fine.

I made a cobbler today, for father's day. It looks pretty, but it might be disgusting. Only time will tell. It's a berry cobbler.

Laverne and I are one in the same, or wait is it shirley? Please say it isn't shirley. Quick name Laverne and Shirley's last names on the show.

Did you get it right?

Did you check IMDB, and therefore: Are you a cheater?

I have to write a check, which requires finding my checks.

Ro de o do do

I'm not getting any Ro de o do do. aww...

I wished I lived in the 50s or at least the 50s according to the 70s.

I sold two mattresses today, so that's pretty sweet.