exercisitorium
i have a cold sore.
"You didn't do art before you came here, and you don't smoke pot?"
Umm so I used to write when I was bored but now i draw instead sometimes. So anyway last night I was bored so I started drawing this bird with a top hat and a bow tie smiling in front of an omelette. So anyway I was thinking about childrens books and I decided this would be the first in a series. A series about animals with mental health problems. Because you know the thought of an obsessive compulsive bear who counts so much he forgets to hibernate is just hilarious.
No, I don't smoke pot Jackie from across the hall. And I have nothing to say to you and for that I'm sorry. And are you smoking pot right now?
I was thinking about pretending to have an STD and be really ashamed of my cold sore because I would think it was funny if I knew me and thought I had a cold sore, but then I don't know. Like if I was talking to my roommate I could like cover my mouth with my hand and then like turn around and start crying and then make a list of guys to call about a problem they might be having. hahahahahaa
I need to find a job. Maybe instead of going to classes tomorrow I will go out looking for work. Maybe I could work at a grocery. That appeals to me, the sheer efficiency of it all.
ok my back hurts and im publishing this mother
"You didn't do art before you came here, and you don't smoke pot?"
Umm so I used to write when I was bored but now i draw instead sometimes. So anyway last night I was bored so I started drawing this bird with a top hat and a bow tie smiling in front of an omelette. So anyway I was thinking about childrens books and I decided this would be the first in a series. A series about animals with mental health problems. Because you know the thought of an obsessive compulsive bear who counts so much he forgets to hibernate is just hilarious.
No, I don't smoke pot Jackie from across the hall. And I have nothing to say to you and for that I'm sorry. And are you smoking pot right now?
I was thinking about pretending to have an STD and be really ashamed of my cold sore because I would think it was funny if I knew me and thought I had a cold sore, but then I don't know. Like if I was talking to my roommate I could like cover my mouth with my hand and then like turn around and start crying and then make a list of guys to call about a problem they might be having. hahahahahaa
I need to find a job. Maybe instead of going to classes tomorrow I will go out looking for work. Maybe I could work at a grocery. That appeals to me, the sheer efficiency of it all.
ok my back hurts and im publishing this mother
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