shit storm monday

hmm.. i went to paris. if you know me I'm sure I already told you what an amazing trip i had. fin.

on to more pressing matters. Today sucked. Today makes me want to cry, and I don't cry.
Things that went wrong today:
1. I forgot to mail some books i sold on half
2. the dvd someone mailed me was broken
3. they aren't giving me my whole deposit back on my old apartment for something i didn't do
4. the ikea dresser i bought was scratched when i took it out of the box
5. they can't set up internet/cable until thursday
6. my computer broke-- it wont turn on
6b. i never backed up anything on my computer like i meant to do
7. they messed up my mail, so i don't get any ever
8. they sent my stimulus check back to the irs
9. i'm using the internet at the library
10. there was an error and part of this got erased.
11. i have to read 3 articles and do a response for class tomorrow-- its all online
11b. the articles are too long to print, and they're sideways so I can't read them online
11c. there's a time limit for computer usage at the library
12. they aren't letting me graduate until december even though i have all my credits
12b. the person i need to talk to is on vacation this week
13. my dad hung up on me.
14. i have to do the dishes
15. i haven't unloaded my car
16. its going to rain and i walked here
17. the guy next to me smells like cheese.
18. barack obama wont stop emailing me.
19. the faucet in the shower burns my hand when I try to get out.
20. i can't stop complaining.

Well that's it folks. now maybe since I wrote it down I can stop obsessing over it. I have been strangely happy all day despite the progressively worsening parade of shit gone wrong. that's it i'm going to get drunk.