eat my grits!

comments are weird. and grits are delicious. lately I eat them for breakfast every morning. Alot of people don't like them, and I don't want to hear about that. I hate grits at restaurants, they're soupy and make me think of what they are made out of which makes me unhungry.

But if you've never had any open your mind to the possibilities, I'll make you some. Trust me, they're good.

And now I'm watching Curb your enthusiasm.

Those crazy commenters! I will go to the convention. Except I can't drive anywhere ever. Stupid Effing gas. And poor New Orleans. I should call Mary.

My mom bought me some gnome pajamas at Target, they're pretty ridiculously cute. I'm tired.

Tomorrow is my day off!! And I'm excited, but a little less excited because of this gas mess so I'm trying to conserve gas. Fucking gas. Fucking day off I'm so excited for.

The other day I got my cell phone, and I love it! And then I went to the ATM to deposit my paycheck and the ATM ate my card. Fucking ATM.

Ok I'm going to play with the dog. I think my arm is infected.

kiss my grits!

so today the baby's room was all: so do you want an extra day off every week?

And I was all no ya stupid bitch.

So yeah i don't know if they ask me again I'm quitting.

My parents are going out of town next weekend. whoo hoo.

My cell phone is finally coming on Monday! I'm excited.

Yesterday Becky and i had a long fun filled day which included: a depressing trip to Wesleyan to take Mr. Connor to lunch, a trip to Ikea, and Sushi with Amanda!

I bought this white hanging lamp that looks like a flower, a stainless steel magazine rack, and some brown and white floral storage boxes. I love you ikea, I love you forever.

I suddenly feel very nauseated. I'm going to throw up on you blog. I think it's because I ate steak for dinner. But I was a vegetarian all week. haha 5 days not a bad record for me.

Ok I'm going to read Vogue and fall asleep.

fuckabees

Setting: Nightime, dark room, Katherine passed out on floor next to cellphone

(annoying steel drum music starts blaring)

Katherine: (to no one in particular) 5am what the fuck?

Katherine: (to cellphone) uhhh hello.

Annonymous caller: Hi Katherine this is the Gwinnett County Police.

K.: Who died?

Police man: Are you the manager of the Baby's Room?

K: haha NO. why?

P: It was robbed.

K: Stumbling looking for door. You need to call Jeffrey. Cohen. C-o-h-e-n. where did you get my number?

P: A list.

K: I gotta go.

5-6 lay in silence sure that someone is coming to kill me.

6am leave Vinings to return home.

scene.

that was a bad play and a worse morning, well it was pretty entertaining, but still who steals? All they could steal was this charity bank and the cash register which we never keep more than 20 dollars in.

When I got to the store at 6:30 Jeffrey was sweeping up glass in his pajamas.

The night before I had a good time at Callie's, it was fun.

Today I've watched I heart Huckabees 4 times. I'm watching it again. Since when did I turn into Uncle Andy from Family Ties? Those two sentences aren't related.

So I think I'm going to become a vegetarian because I'm already there. Take a look around.

If I wasn't such a social retard I would be back at school tonight waiting for the first day of school tomorrow. whew dodged a bullet? Or did it hit me?

What about Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice?

so i hate my family. alot. and amazon.

hmmm... central theme in my life lately... hatred.

that's no good.

but what I love is all the comments! And I also love that Becky is back in town. And I double love that she came to work today and did my job for me. Yes, that's right, you read it here first. Becky did Katherine's job, whilst I drank Irish Whiskey.

I just sat on the coffee table, and my dad told me I was going to break it. Asshole. I'm not that fat. I have to move out of here.

Amanda, yes if you read this, I would love to housesit for an Emory professor.

So Amazon isn't even shipping my fucking phone until next thursday those fucking assholes.

maybe someone will deem my blog innapropriate. I cleaned my room and closet last night/this morning. My grandparents are spending the night tonight, which I have to say is a little creepy for me. My family and my relationship is a little like I'll hate you before you can hate me kind of thing, but it works most of the time. I guess.

Work is great for a few days because Jeffrey's parents are gone taking his sister to school. So there's alot of talk about sex and drugs. At least its more interesting then breast pumps and cribs. Ok that's it I'm blowing this shitstand.

tonight I opened the front door which I never do only to see my dog running around the front yard. He's not supposed to and could have easily run away, but instead he chose to run to me. And that was somewhat validating. This is such a wuss blog. but what blog isn't?

alone again naturally.

people suck. yeah i mean you.

tonight i went out to do some therapeutic shopping because I feel like a big fat loser. and then it was just reinforced, bitch mirrors. or at least the fat part, the loser part was justified by my shopping alone. Whatever I like shopping alone, I don't have to pretend to be interested in what other people like.

my sculpting ta sent me my picture from my final project, and I look so thin! I should go back on the Uga sleep diet. Anytime you want to eat --sleep.

but I did buy:

1. an Isaac Mizrahi plaid dress
2. some flowery keds
3. some coffee grounds
4. a new purse
5. a black tank
6. a pink tank

I'm wearing argyle knee socks. Eat that for lunch.

Seriously eat it. I never want to work again. Maybe I can take a paid leave of absence?

Maybe you can eat my shorts, and then buy a baby mattress? I'm going to go stare at my new purse.

I have to ass bossy boss about not working to go to nawlins tomorrow. Yeah not happy he will be.

You can spend all your time making money, you can spend all your love making time. Wait, Eagles, how?

David Sedaris is on David Letterman tonight, I now have mixed feelings towards him. Because he hates me. No wonder I hate everyone.

I guess I don't hate everyone. Actually when someone asked me who I hated last week I could only come up with 2 people. But why stir the pot? You know who they are. And if you don't then you can feel awkward and think that's its you. On second thought its 3 people. All women.

i said to my reflection let's get out of this place

So tonight is my by-monthly Winona Ryder movie night! Winona Ryder movie nights can be brought on by any number of things:

1. Accidentaly thinking about the future.
2. E true hollywood stories
3. dying my hair
4. college talk
5. weekends

Yeah I dyed my hair again last night. It wasn't that great. My stupid old hair color kind of shines through.

I'm watching Reality Bites. God I love this movie. It makes me want to live in texas and dance to my sherona stoned in a gas station. Alas, I am not Winona Ryder. Damn.

My newest plan is to housesit for people. Yeah that way I wont have to pay rent, and I will be paid to not sleep at my house. Perfection.

Other plans for making money:
1. shopping at pawn shops
2. sell my clothes to plato's closet.
3. focus groups
4. being one of santa's elves
5. whoring it up?

Lately im obsessed. With money not whoring it up, well maybe a little of that too.

ugh.

I watched "it" today. It was hilarious. And awesome.

If you don't cry it isn't love

Thanks to all my good friends who called on my birthday. It was nice.

I took the day off on my birthday and it was exceedingly pleasant. I saw Broken Flowers and I'm still not sure what I thought. But I'm pretty sure I really liked it.

Last Friday seems like a month ago.

I woke up feeling older yesterday. You know assholes always say that, "Do you feel any older?" And this year I could acutally say yes. 18 seems like a thousand years ago and I'm glad because it was the worst year of my life. Well cross my fingers anyway.

Because you know no matter how pathetic and depressing my life is currently-- as I have said before and will probably say again, Anything is better than Athens.

I got a coffee maker for my birthday. It makes coffee in the morning if I ask it nicely enough. I mean I can ask it the night before and it does it before I wake up. Get the picture ya big dumb bitch?

I love that. its perfect. ya big dumb bitch.

oh mescaline. still no cellphone. I bought the new sarah vowell book.

I think I'm going to start shopping at Pawn shops. So beware any present you get from me in the future is probably going to be from a pawn shop. So you know easy returns right? Or trades anyway. The only downside is I'm afraid to go to pawn shops by myself. Probably rightfully so.

no man tells me to shut up in my own cafe

Tomorrow is the first day off I've had (excluding Sundays) since May. And I am tres excited.

My feet hurt like a bitch.

Last weekend this woman and her mother in law came in and the mother was writing down the daughter in law's name and address and she was like "what is it you go by? Ms, Miss, Mrs.?" And the daughter was like " I go by Mrs. I'm married to your son." hahaha

I'm watching this movie about a 30's whorehouse with Jane Fonda in it. It seems like it should be more interesting.

Tomorrow I'm going to see the new Bill Murray movie with Eddie. Hopefully it will be good.

I'm excited about this weekend it should be fun. And so should sleeping. Sleeping is the best.

yesterday I bought a purple cardigan. whoa did your eyes deceive you? no they didn't. That's right me, Katherine, now owns a purple article of clothing.

I ordered my cell phone last night from amazon. I'm really excited for it to come but its supposed to take like 2 weeks. ughhh.

This is boring, but look at the new pictures!

So it's sunday. the party on Friday night was fun. I hope everyone had a good time. It turned a little sketch, but it was fun for the most part.

Then I worked for a while, and now I'm back at home looking up cell phones and watching Arrested Development. Not that exciting, but here is what's exciting-- I updated my pictures, which you can find by clicking here. They're interesting.

I had to make a new photo album.

katherine and katherine and katherine and katherine

This week is the first week of the rest of my life. Oh god i hope not. hahaha

But I have been working at the Baby's Room all week, as I will tomorrow, that is until 6 hits and the Cait-is-back-in-Georgia-extravaganza begins!

wooooohoooo

so call me if you need directions!

ps I just watched It's Always sunny in Philidelphia on FX and it was really funny.

"Listening to dreams is like looking at a stack of photographs. Unless they have me in them or involve sex I'm not interested."

Love me love me say that you love me

I just wrote this great long blog and the computer erased it just like it always does.

But I will paraphrase what I remember of it...

Today is my last day at 4thebeach.com. I'm commemorating my experience by doing nothing.

I called UGA and was all give me my money bitch. and they were all yes ma'am.

Tonight my grandparents are taking me out for dinner. boo.

Later tonight I am finding a definite local for the party of friday.

I just spelled friday "frieday" and i still think its hilarious. Especially for Catholics who eat fish on fridays and I can only think of fried fish sticks.

So anyway, Katherine, what's been up with you lately?

Last weekend was splendid thanks. Did some tax free shopping avec bitchface, went to callie's party, dinner with tullassy and amanda. Just fun.

That's great but did I ask you about last weekend?

No, you stupid bitch.