pauly shore has taught me nothing

yesterday I went to Jury Duty, and it was nothing like the Pauly Shore movie would lead you to believe it would be like.

I waited 9 hours to be told that they didn't need me to be on a jury. My car almost got towed and I almost got mugged. It was like I was in a stupid movie a la planes trains and automobiles.

I ate lunch at Underground and there was a amish/polygamist family in the food court. It was hilarious. They looked so scared and they walked really fast.

If you were trying to lead normal lives would you pay $35 a piece to put your picture on IMDB? I always hated Nicky and Alex. Especially when Aunt Rebecca sang "Bad Boys" into the wooden spoon to them. I hated them all that day.

i just trimmed my bangs and they look alot better, so that should make you feel alot better about me.

are you calling me a philistine?

good news on all fronts!

1. Baby Boom was yesterday, and it went swimmingly. I received a bonus and Callie dropped by really good to see her!
2. I saw Inside Man last night and it was pretty good, although it did remind me a little too much of the bill murray joint quick change.
3. I spent my whole bonus at the mall today! haha. found money whatever
4. Tomorrow I have Jury Duty. well not such great news but you know whatever. that's fine.
5. I thought I was doing terrible on these internet classes but the one I thought I did the worst on is the only one that has been graded and I got 100! watch out school I'm back and kicking asses and taking names.

I am looking forward to hosting many parties in my new abode. Now I just need to find a decent abode.

today to prepare for jury duty I watched a marathon of minding the store, the reality show starring the irrepressible Pauly Shore.

Class count: 6 down, 24 more to go.

for some reason i was never aware of that song bang a gong. i mean i knew it but I didn't know it said bang a gong.

oh my gosh the stripper on desperate housewives is wearing the free people sweater i bought today. Mine only cost 12 dollars. It didn't ever occur to me that strippers would like free people even the pregnant ones.

sorry this was boring. see you later hos.

when i grow up i'm living alone.

did you know romantic love wasn't invented until the 1400s? thanks petrarch.

did you know that my fake name goes to mississipi college and takes biology labs on wednesdays?

lately I've been giving away my fake name to trace who sells my information.

most people do.

I looked at more condos today! I found one that was quite large in decatur, but reasonably priced, and I felt really at home. All the cars in the parking lot were camrys and hondas, with bumper stickers. Maude felt at home, too.

class count: 4 down, 26 to go.

hopefully by the time i go to sleep 25 to go.

I really am more interested in decorating a condo than finding one to decorate.

do you like cheese? uhuh me too. wait i hope you weren't thinking about blue cheese. why would you like eating mold?

well just so you know kathleen turner's real name is mary kathleen turner.

i've had a terrible back ache the past couple of days. i'm not sure why. it's ok though it's going away.

i hope you have a lovely week.

turns out i'm irish

or drunk whichever.

This week has been umm... just a week, I feel like it has gone by really quickly though. For better or worse. I've finished 3 classes, only 27 to go!!!

So now I'm watching Waiting for Guffman again on hbo.

Mary, has inspired me and I think I'll do a study abroad next year. Probably just during Maymester though. I'll finally need a passport, which is healthy I feel.

I'm still looking for condos. And trying to finish this painting of my dog. Well that's inaccurate, it's more that I'm hoping to finish it before tuesday for my mom's birthday, although I don't really know what she would do with it. Hence the beauty of a truly gross gift.

And as if my love of sweet potato fries needed to be reaffirmed it has been. They might just be my favorite food. They're just ridiculous.

how can I love you if you wont lie down?

the silver jews last night in athens was awesome. david berman was acting a little strange, but you know whateves. They played alot of the classic jew's songs like Random Rules and Smith and Jones, but sadly Honk if you're lonely and Tennessee were missing. I would go tonight in Atlanta but it's at a 21 and over. I really need a fake id this is getting ridiculous.

Oh I also saw Failure to Launch yesterday not so good. But it was kind of strange because Zooey Daschanel was in it, who I love but her character was really strange and kind of poorly written, but her name was Kit--- short for katherine. And I love it! So that's what I'll be at GSU, I was never wild about Kate anyway.

So that's the news. I have to go to work.

It's all this for that rabbit fur coat

Do yourself a favor and download or buy whatever Rabbit fur coat from jenny lewis and the watson twins. It's crazy good and addictive. They're coming to town on March 25th, that's the night of the baby boom. I don't know perhaps I'll go.

Today my parents started looking for condos for me... questionable idea? Anyway they found these really really nice ones that know I have my heart set on that are way too expensive, but they're super nice. An ok location, but it's right across the street from Marta, which is pretty sweet.

So we are going to look tomorrow, which should be fun, well probably not but I'm super excited.

So things to be excited about:
1. Me...moving out...soon!
2. jenny lewis and the news, well you know watson twins