defend me

I missed my kat's korner anniversary! I'm so sorry I'll bring some cheap flowers and old candy.

Christmas was pleasant and then Holly's birthday was fun. mysterious bruises abound.

So end of the year list please, I'll gladly oblige.

10 Most Listened to songs from my ipod of 2006:
1. God Only Knows- The Beach Boys (tie)
1. Reflections- Diana Ross and the Supremes (tie)
3. Wheels on Fire- The Magic Numbers
4. Holly Hobby- Casiotone for the PainfullyAlone
5. I Love Creedence - Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
6. Nashville- Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
7. Everyone Has to Learn- Beck
8. New Year's Kiss- Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
9. Young Shields- Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
10. Cold White Christmas- Casiotone for the Painfully Alone

Best tv show: Bob Newhart

Best Movie: Little Miss Sunshine? on no wait Borat.

5 Best albums:

1. "YS" Joanna Newsom
2. "Rabbit Fur Coat" Jenny Lewis & the Watson Twins
3. "Etiquette" Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
4. "The Greatest" Cat Power
5. "The Duchess" Fergie

Best Concert: Joanna Newsom

Best Move: to Decatur

Most Enjoyable Class: Film History

Best website: www.cosumerist.com

I said goodbye to love (peach 94.9)

Ok it was bad enough when Peach 94.9 changed it's name to Lite 94.9. Fine whatever. The evil creativity hating people at Clear Channel rear their ugly head. But this has gone too far. On monday I turned on my favorite radio station "Lite 94.9" to hear some marble mouthed loser country singer. I thought my radio was broken so I tried another radio. Same terrible results. Those mofos at Clear Channel decided to send their bullshit country music station from Texas to replace my beloved Peach. It's actually called Bull.

I used to call for Comcast and Blockbusters demise but now we have to pull together to address the real enemy

=

Just think of all the things you'll be missing:

1. That's right no more Delilah in Atlanta.

2. No more elevator music.

3. And perhaps most troubling of all Randy & Spiff have been fired AGAIN. Where will we go to hear "I'm a Happy Boy on friday mornings?" Where will we go to hear the songs rewritten to pertain to the Braves?

I'm heartbroken, so if you could just help me in flooding this woman at clearchannel's mailbox with emails I will love you forever.

Please write to: sandacoyle@clearchannel.com

or kimberlymiller2@Clearchannel.com

i'm too much

i'm watching this movie. it's awesome. I've never seen it before.

Basically Santa is too depressed to get out of bed so he cancels christmas. seems logical to me. then some elves travel to a city in the the south to see if anyone cares, which they don't. flash to the devil singing and dancing about how he controls the south and wont let it snow ever. and to top it all off a montage of children around the world ihop style with eskimos and everything!

needless to say it's awesome.

this is the week of upkeep.

monday I got my nails done (boo)

thursday I got my hair cut (yay)

monday I'm going to get a free consultation with invisalign. so i might get my teeth straightened. (undecided)

whew.

i owe my soul to dan fogelberg

i've been obsessed with this christmas song for the last year. it's all i've thought about literally for a year. i can't remember any of the words or the chorus or anything about it except the story line. It's about this guy who runs into his ex at a grocery store at christmas i guess. and then they drink beer in her car and i think they have sex. it's not really a christmas song but it's really good and they play it on peach at christmas.

Anyway.

today i did some sleuthing and found out the name.

it's "Same Old Lans Syne" from Dan Fogelberg. if you're too lazy or cheap to download it just hit me up and i'll email it to you. it will change your life.

now that i visit danfogelberg.com imy eyes have seen. i'm going to go out on a limb here and say i would probably have sex with dan fogelberg.

wait i better look at his wikipedia article. one minute.

uhoh he also sang "longer" which I hate for all eternity.

i'll have to think about this one.

if you're looking at me...

you're looking at the number 1 (female) calorie burner for the decatur ymca!

I burned 21, 453 calories in November. apparently i consumed like a million though becuase I weigh the same thing i did a month ago.

And I lifted 105,040 lbs. that's 13 elephants. i lifted it all at once. i'm gonna be on espn 2.


Moving on.


Here are some deals because i like you:


1. if you ever plan on riding Marta again please go get a breeze card now. They are free now but after february they'll be 50 cents (temporary) or $5 (permanent) per card. So get one and keep it in a drawer if you don't ride Marta a ton. They're reloadable.

2. the dvds on this list are buy one, get one free. it's free shipping, and no tax. and I have bought from this company before and they're legit. amazing amazing deal. I heartily recommend bob newhart.




and finally a joke from America's Funnyman Neil Hamburger:

What's the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?