say aloha to cafeteria style dining

tonight's dinner theme was Hawaiin at shrine of shrines Bolton's Dining Commons. It in no way compared to the indescribable feast that was Nascar night, but who would want to follow that one?

Anyway when I was entering the trough like environment through the turnstyle I was offered a ley. I politely refused citing the fact that I didn't want to look like an asshole (to myself). The cafeteria worker smiled and held it out to me. "No, really no thanks." I insisted. "why wont you take a ley? (hurt look in eyes)" Then another worker also donning a Polynesian shirt and flipflops, (which I felt was unsanitary) "she's not taking a ley." And I left.

I felt like I was in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, next week they wont serve me breakfast, and I'll call it a show.

The bannana pudding made it worthwhile.

man alive i got alot of work done today!

I did skip out on sculpture class then had to skulk back in to get my left umbrella oops.

Bad news bears: My favorite Alf shorts have a hole in them.

im watching law and order SVU and its so good.

took a math test this morning, i understood it all! but i didn't check it over... mistake. couldn't be helped.

I was wearing a loverly skirt today, my 50s housewife skirt, loverly.

Man I would love to eat some kettlekorn now. Only one class tomorrow, four the day after, then none ever. wait except monday i have two on monday. ooops. haha i hate school. its completely possible that i could get an a in math.

ewww ewwwww nobody knows it nobody knows it

WHEN YOU WERE DOWN I WAS YOUR CLOWN

35 things to leave at school

things to be left after this weekend's trip back to atlanta:

1. 9 skirts
2. 2 pair of jeans
3. 2 pair of soffees
4. 15 tshirts
5. 2 cardigans
6. 12 pair of underwear
7. 2 pair no-show socks
8. 4 bras
9. 2 pillows
10. one pair sheets (on bed)
11. one set of towels (on rack)
12. one roll of paper towels
13. one box of plastic baggies
14. one box of trash bags
15. hair dryer
16. hair straightener
17. toiletries
18. desk calendar
19. onion calendar
20. tv
21. telephone
22. computer
23. alarm clock
24. rug
25. school books
26. selected art supplies
27. a few pens, pencils
28. tissues
29. dolly bag
30. computer bag
31. selected dvds
32. batteries
33. medicine box
34. drawing board
35. towel wrap

BARE BONES LIVING I lOVE IT IT WILL ALMOST ALL BE GONE YESSSSSSSS SO CLOSE SO FREAKING CLOSE

i wouldn't be caught dead in space

yes, i shall ice my back forever. or just until it stops hurting, which hopefully will be soon.

i think i have some more work to do tonight, but I just can't see myself getting off this bed until at least tomorrow at 7am.

It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN for the end of Athens and me:

Drawing Classes: 3
Days of Class: 5
Weeks of Athens:3
Exams:3
Days:16
Days of School:8

I don't know how my back was injured but ever since last night it has been really difficult to move.

ice leaks bitches. i wouldn't be caught dead in space.

i would like an aquarium. my hair looked pretty today after i washed it. and i ate some brocoli cheese soup for dinner delicious!

steadfastly

it's thursday night!

today was a pleasant day!

Beautiful weather, it made me sad that I don't like Athens, it's pretty when you're happy.

BUT NOT a pleasant night, too much work to do. tonight, this weekend, forever. FOREVER IS GOING TO START TONIGHT FOREVER IS GOING TO START TONIGHT.

drawing project drawing project drawing project hmm but ruffles cheddar& sour cream baked lays are calling me from my desk. here's a tip of my hat to becky:

chips: so katherine I im so tasty (rubbing front of bag) why don't you eat some
me: look chips I saw your calories per serving and I also saw my ass in the mirror today
chips: no i swear your so slender and I'm BAKED not fried!
me: (reaches) no... wait must do work
chips: why would you work when you can eat?
me: chips if you love me so much why don't you marry me?
(chips and kat run off together in to the sunset)

fin.

hahahahhahahahahaha

yeah ok cool. not as good as becky's. i like plays. I DONT LIKE COMING UP WITH SHITTY IDEAS.

where has all my creativity gone? where has all the creativity gone? Not into my final drawing proposal that's where not gone. can't talk right dammit.

come back to the five and dime jimmy dean jimmy dean

so the shirt i'm wearing makes me look like im much more well endowed then i actually am, or maybe its the other way around...

that reminds me! In my drawing class we're doing group projects and these 10 ft. long murals. Everyone else's group is all serious with flowers and rabbits and crazy faced people, but the images we used on ours are all from my wall of happiness so you know there's some Dolly parton, and jetsons, and an old woman in a blow up pool, and the fat kid from kindergarten cop that eats everyone else's lunch. It's awesome. I'll have to take a picture of it to put on here.

You're so far away doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?


i typed fat instead of far. hahaha

They're taking down our lofts in a few minutes. Well hopefully in a few minutes. I went down to ask them 45 minutes ago so you know if they could just come do it now so i can lay in bed for the next 20 days that would be great.

I really want to go see a double feature today, but I keep debating rather I should go to class or not.

I just killed a bug with two fingers I should embroider that on a jacket.

I don't like the new pope. He's looks like a villain in a movie, and I've never been completely sure of what eggs benedicte is so you know that's unsettling.

Ok seriously come take down this fucking loft. I can't wait to roll out of bed in the morning.

I said goodbye to love.

we've done alot more with alot less

oh man what's today. oh yeah its monday!

Monday monday can't beat that day.

i did my math homework. I have to drive to get gas, then to target. I'm watching Law & Order: SVU and its a good one about mail order brides.

I need to work on my chuck close portrait. Oh man sometimes I feel like I'm smarter then these detectives.

There's this girl in my drawing class. She's from Canada and plays volleyball for UGA. All she talks about is how sarcastic she is. I guess she's "too nice" and is holding it back because I have never heard her say anything sarcastic or funny.

the tv is 8 in from my head. I'm pretty sure that I'm getting brain cancer.

Ok im moving to the futon because its my last night with it, which is sad. I laid on it alot. oh sloth how i love thee.

today i registered on abc.com to potentially get paid to watch tv.

amy sedaris was on oprah today, my head almost exploded!

guess that makes you the weiner queen

it's sunday night again.

i updated my pictures. you can see them by clicking where it says pictures to your right.

on friday I slipped on the rug and hit my wrist on the beveled counter top edge. It ripped off the skin and created a bruise.

on saturday I was playing with Ted and he jumped up and bit the fat part of my hand under my thumb and my wrist. They both bled profusely. It's hard to type.

Better news: I went to see the Fiery Furnaces on Friday night FOR FREE at emory. IT was AWESOME. One of the best concerts I've been to. And I bought a Fiery Furnaces tote bag and tshirt. Fun!

Bad News: My dad has blood poisoning from his kidney, so he has to get medicine through a port for the next two weeks and then get his right kidney out. So you know if praying is your thing, then please do it.

Good News: Only 10 more days to wake up at 7am

I am waiting

in an attempt to move my stuff home gradually I have filled another barrell with my shit and which I have slowly but surely moved towards Maude.

However, this refridgerator is giving me trouble. Backstory: The refridgerator was donated by a Miss Cait Tingo when she left UGA and said she was going to throw the piece of shit away. I know now that this was unparalleled insight on her part and the block of leaking metal needs to be tossed. But I don't know I feel wasteful throwing it out so I have decided to go out of Creswell in a Cuckoo's Nest like move by throwing the refridgerator through the window a la the indian.

I'm excited, I will record it so that it may be documented.

I had to write a webpage in my computer class. It's hard to do by hand, which accounts for the overall retardedness of all phrasing and the look of it. But you can see for yourself.

So I have pretty much cleaned everything out of my room. All that is left is the rug, some clothes, some shoes, tv, and my computer.

When I was removing everything from the walls my roommate seemed sad. But you know whatever, I'm ready to go.

Look on what I have done and despair

I finished my computer test. whewww... failed. who cares? not me. I do care that ist about to rain and I want to watch it through the window and be warm and dry and asleep and watching Law and Order SVU. So let's measure the floor!

173 in divided by 12 ft. 5 in.

24 times 4 lus 11 = 8 ft 11in.

that's the measurement of my dorm. incidentally my foot is 9 inches long. deal with it fool.

becky's bitch girlfriend story- hilarious

the devil is beating his wife outside-- wait don't look!

oglethorpe gives out ice cream cones, I'm glad I only recently found out because my ass could be ALOT bigger.

10 celebrity enemies:

meathead
marlee matlin
dr. phil
jane fonda
lucy lui
robin williams
billy joel
the orange haired detective from the early days of SVU
mother superior from the sound of music

unrelated/ boring thoughts

oh man this has been a rushed week and its only tuesday.

I just feel like I should be stressed because you know tests, projects etc. But as usual I'm not. hahaha. no complaints here.

yesterday I accidentally took a 3 hour nap.

it was pleasant waking up from though right in time for oprah so no regrets.

i just finished my math project in 30 minutes awesome.

my bed is calling me... please go to sleep watching Mary Tyler Moore... please?

I trapped a wasp yesterday.

I miss my parent's dog.

The Fiery Furnace's concert FRIDAY

I thought I had an ulcer once.

I didn't really.

That's why I said though instead of had.

I'm listening to Fiona Apple and inching closer to the bed.

I need to finish a drawing

and study for a test I will never study for.

its all a mistake.

all apologies for a boring entry. imsotired.

shut it and leave

hi, my name is katherine and I hate you.

hmm... am i kidding? not tonight.

But I don't hate you Mary Richards!

Today Eddie and I went to Value City and then to the best dollar store in the world next door, and here's the worst news today: IT WAS CLOSED!!! So then we went to that sketch store next door and I found this cheap plastic painted gold picture frame with a picture of Elizabeth Taylor and the guy gave it to me for free! It was one of the best things that has happened to me in weeks or ever whatever. Anyway now I'm going to glue it to my dashboard so I can stare at Elizabeth Taylor (circa Cleopatra time period). So that's pretty cool.

Later we went to Walmart, and that was pretty nice and I bought Mary Tyler Moore Season 1 for 14.44, it used to be 45.00! What a deal, and now I just want to watch it forever!

My roommate left the window open freaking again so there is a wasp in the room. Can you just freaking keep the window shut for the next month? It's not hard, actually its easier to keep it shut.

I have to finish a freaking drawing for tomorrow I hate the drawing. I hate it alot. Get it? I hate it. Just like I hate you remember?

Risky biznass

It's the weekend and I'm at HOME ALONE hahahahaha

Tentative Plans for weekend:

1. Spraypaint table (check)

2. See Callie

3. Eat Pizza

4. See new Woody Allen with Eddie and girlfriend

5. Sleep

6. Take down wallpaper

7. Go through interesting drawers that I feel guilty about going through when people are home

8. Don't wear pants

9. 4am trip to 24 hour stores

10. Dollar Store!

11. Walmart to get digital pictures printed

12. reorganize EVERYTHING

13. Open a hotel in the guest room.

14. Watch more Law & Order: SVU

15. Eat KettleKorn

hahahhaa yessss

one toke over the line sweet jesus: let's try this again

umm... so as mentioned previously I have two tests tomorrow. I don't understand anything for the math one as usual. I'm screwed. I just need to get a c in the class. Meaning that I really need to keep my A in art history. I hate studying. It doesn't matter.

10 things I have been meaning to say:

1.My dad has to have one of his kidneys taken out. He just found out today.

2.I want some chocolate. I guess I'll walk up to the BP. But wait I really need to stay and study. CONFLICTED.

3.Here's how to break it: Lay down on the futon and watch tv/nap.

4.I will regret this decision, but not until TOMORROW!!

5.The window next to my computer was left open so everything I own is covered in fucking pollen.

6.This is why I hate Spring this and pastel colors and giant bees everywhere and spring fever which makes me want to quit working and start making out with whoever I see.

7.I'm obsessed with Law & Order:SVU. All I am saying is give it a chance, or don't if you want to you know have a regular life.

Predictions for the future of commenters:

8.Amanda, you shall add to your walls of As

9. Holly, you will one day own a cowboy hat store, akin to the boot outlet. Or maybe you'll work at the boot outlet!

10. Becky, you shall feel the glow of Fran Drescher's Face Upon your own smashed against the tv screen this Friday at 8:30

One toke over the line sweet jesus

Three examples of how I wasted yesterday:
1. two distinct naps
2. Behind the Scenes Mork and Mindy Movie
3. coating my hand in glue and peeling it off

Three reasons I cannot waste today:
1. Math Test Thursday
2. Art History Test Thursday
3. unfinished 3D project due in 4 hours.

BTW while putting on makeup a few minutes ago I realized that one of my eyes is more open then the other one. How troubling! I mean I had noticed it before but today it is ridiculous. The left eye looks like its in a stuck in a come hither stare and the right is in a constant state of surprise. Embarrasment thy name is genes.

i write the posts that make the world sing

I mean that's kind of a big head barry manilow. because i mean sure I sing along to copacabana, but I sang before and after that song.

Again I plea with America to stop these daylight savings time shenanegans. I woke up at noon on Saturday and Sunday except when I woke up at noon on Sunday my computer said it was one o'clock in the afternoon. I don't need a clock making me feel pathetic. I go to class as the sun rises; forcing me to sing sunrise sunset as I wash my face. I enjoy it.

This weekend my parents are going out of town so I'm going home to have a house unto myself. I'm extremely excited, maybe I'll open a bed and breakfast or a whorehouse in their absence. I can't wait.

Two tests separate me and this weekend, I'm ill prepared for both of them. oops.

ohh it's almost Oprah time! Let's see what's on today... ohh simon cowell and joss stone. I don't know who this joss stone person is but she's all i hear about. So, YES I'll watch it. Who was I kidding of course I'm going to watch Oprah.

I downloaded the new Fiona Apple Cd Extraordinary Machine and it's pretty awesome. Some of the songs remind me of Captain and Tenile so you know that's pretty cool.

this one goes out to maude

Maude, for those who don't know, is my dear 1998 Camry.

You might scoff at her goldish gray mass rolling down the road besmirched with scratches, dents and taped together with bumper stickers that praise every cause from belle & sebastian to cheese. Alas I am forever tied to Maude because sometimes she is a bitch, but she always gets me where I want to go.

I remember the time Cait and I came out of Big Lots only to find the alarm system squealing, eventually reasoning that her battery had died.

Or what about that time when that soccer mom ran into the back of you, geez. Well at least we got a new bumper. huh, Maude right?

Remember the day I got you from that Georgia Tech student who only drove you around Marietta? I know it was gross. That bright Spring day, Good Friday it was. The next morning we went to Circuit City and got a new Cd player put in. The first cd played Cher's Half Breed.

Look, Maude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you have to drive around the same rolling hills of Athens and 316 all the time, that I give you regular gas instead of high test I'm sorry. But you know I did clean you out today didn't I? And I will get that new bumper replaced eventually. So let's keep on keepin' on Maude. Let's keep on keepin' on.