if you ever thought of coming back...

did you know that martin luther king jr. had sex with 6 women the day before he was assassinated?

Did you know that I saw Michael Clayton and Gone Baby Gone on Sunday? If you did I might think you were stalking me.

I finally hung up the lamps in my bedroom, though the ikea directions were really upsettingly bad and I'm afraid to turn them on because they might burn my apartment down, as I already melted one of the pieces. oops.

I also hung up 12 frames in my dining room from a medical text book. I already had 3 up.

So that's it. I declare my apartment finished.

I have a ton of work to do in the upcoming weeks, and to be frank I want to do none of it. I am looking forward to going to the high tomorrow during my long hiatus.

My most heartfelt apologies to holly for her unfortunate fall in decatur. I recommend mederma after a scab forms.

STOP! I can't quit touching my hair

there was just this zaxby's commercial on the television you know where the random people share their inner thought processes on eating chicken. And this old man thought you should eat the best parts first "in case you don't get to finish the meal." He was really old, and he seemed kind of sad when he said it, which led me to believe zaxby's chicken kills people. Zaxby's was his final meal! Those morbid bastards then took the footage of this decrepit man's final meal and used it to promote their killing machine! Watch out!

On to other news that is also not surprising: I'm procrastinating! I should be writing a paper, or folding laundry, but definantly not sleeping. I should never sleep again. Who has the time? Or the patience?

I hope I never marry anyone who thinks its funny to draw on your stomach. That's disgusting. I once knew a woman who got a tatoo on her stomach, which i think is just poor planning. It was a smiley face or something but after her kid it was just disgusting. I heard from kat von diz, or the tatoo lady, that jewish people just cut the tatooed skin off when they die and get buried. gross.

My room is a mess. you're a mess. when i grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you know that's the quote? I looked it up last night.

tonight I held a baby for an hour and it smelled so good. you know that new baby smell? Oh it was so happy and calm. and it fell asleep while I was holding it! It was purposterously cute.

hmm... what else.

nope. that's it! FIN.

about a boy, music & lyrics, love actually

so today i discovered this giant cockroach that lives in my bathroom. I am thoroughly disgusted. I had previously prided myself on living in a bug free world. I keep my apartment clean and tidy, and I do not feel I deserve this. Plus it is very difficult not to use the bathroom. Bathroom bands are difficult. I rescued my toothbrush.

Anyway tomorrow well today in 11 hours is my last midterm. I haven't even made my notecards! shame shame

But I did just remember my love of hugh grant and have decided to buy lots of his movies (used at discounted rates).

four weddings and a funeral 3.75
two weeks notice 1.17
nine months .50
total 5.42

wow. that's a ridiculous amount of hugh grant for that price.

oh and i bleached my hair. It has received mixed reviews, but I love it!