happy birthday beelzebub!

yeah halloween so many sentiments wrapped up into one day.

all over campus there are these posters that say "HE'S coming!" And I kept thinking they were some kind of strange group of religious co-eds trying to remind us of the end of the world, but in face it's about the bishop of Atlanta. So I guess in a way I was right.

Today I got the last chicken biscuit from the cafeteria. The girl next to me was so upset she cried out in agony. I can't really blame her. chicken biscuits are delicious. I guess I should have given it to her. But I was really hungry, and chick fil a chicken biscuits are preposterously good. The whole exchange left me with a feeling of great luck. Perhaps I'll buy a lottery ticket.

I registered for my classes last week, and all is well. EXCEPT one of my classes doesn't get out until 6:45 twice a week, which honestly I have some safety concerns. Please tell me that I'm imagining it.

I think I'm sitting next to Jake's old girlfriend

I just finished my paper that's due next period. I was up until 4, and it still sucks a lot of ass, but I find it a somewhat entertaining read. It's about Barbie, and her return to traditionalism through her commercials. Please find below a few excerpts:

"The only option for young girls Mattel's competition, Bratz, is offering is the oldest profession in the world: prostitution. "

"Barbie is not going to turn your daughter into a giant whore, like the Bratz dolls will."

So hopefully my prof shares my hatred of Bratz dolls, and my love of calling things whores.

I'm so tired.

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It's the lead singer of the Magnetic Fields/ Gothic Archies Stephen Merritt and he's so sad. Please watch his face.

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1. get $200 phone for free
2. one year later get 250 phone for free
3. sell first phone for $100 on craigslist.

I love you craigslist!

Things I'd like to learn by year's end:
1. how to use my sewing machine
2. how to drive a manual

I'm not sure I know how I'm going to learn to drive a manual because I don't know anyone with a manual. But I'll figure that shit out later. Right now I have to write a paper. bitches.

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hello it's me again

you know what I was thinking about while i was walking back to Marta today? Remember those days when I used to update this thing all the time? Like almost every day? It was alot better then. Like Fiery Furnaces albums yeah they aren't all the best but sometimes you hit something really really good.

so here is a little way to reminisce.

p.s. tomorrow I'm going to be in a major motion picture. That's right. Me. In Revenge of the Nerds gets revengier. hahaha. i'll suggest that tomorrow. They'll probably cut me tomorrow because my clothes aren't sorority like enough. This is the closest I'll ever be to being in a sorority. haha oh well. Kristen Cavallari just get ready to get punched in the stomach. I'm out.

i live my life like a deaf person

thanks amy sedaris!

So it's monday, and I'm laying on my couch trying to avoid a major rewrite on my english paper and my art history test. Procrastinator heal thy self.

I got a new phone. It's a samsung and I don't like some aspects of it. Like how quiet it is. Or how it displays the name and number, I don't know your number and I really don't want to know it. That's why god invented cell phones so I don't have to remember anything ever again. But it does play songs and have a really big screen so that's cool.

Let's see what have I done since last monday? Hmm... I spent a few days in Sandy Springs house sitting. blech, I got a terrible cold. I sold some mattresses, I skipped a lot of school and a dentist appointment. Oops. I read a lot of defamer.com articles about Andy Dick.

Frankly this weather just needs to make up it's freaking mind. It's making me feel like I'm having hot flashes, which in turn makes me want to die.

I left my Ipod in my brother's car, which is quite frustrating because you know I love my ipod and when I'm more than 5 feet away from it I go into withdrawls.

In Conclusion:
1. I hate doing homework
2. my new cell phone is pretty cool
3. recap of last week
4. hate the weather
5. I love my ipod, and miss it.

my underarm smells like fresh oxygen.

it's just that I can read the future... of television.

Through the magic of my mind I am able to watch episodes of Talk Soup of television that hasn't happened yet. That's right I heard all the jokes about television that hasn't even aired yet.

Today my throat hurts and my apartment feels like it's filled with fire, so I am considering the possibility that I have a cold, and that the talk soup could have been a dilusion.

Ok so I need to read this article blech. If this was summer semester you'd be finished now.

I'm considering changing my major.