guess what ben affleck. i don't care how you quit smoking.

smoking smells awful. and so does ben affleck. heath ledger died. i mean sad. but who knew how many of my friends were affected? that was funny.

today is making doctor appointment day. or make plans to make appointment day! I hate going to the doctor's office, so i figured it would go perfectly with my least favorite day of the week. TUESDAY. I have to go to school for 9 hours on tuesday. that's like a real work day. its like if I was one of the 3 heroines from 9 to 5 and that would be me. I know exciting and repulsive all wrapped up into one fail swoop.

I've always liked tuesdays and despised wednesdays. but this semester was a reverse of fortune. i only have one class on wed. evenings, which is lovely.

So tomorrow i have to go to the eye doctor, and call the gyno, and I should find a dentist too. oh geez. i hate the dentist. I should go all in one day and get it over with. Once I had to go to 3 doctor's appointments on my birthday. That's probably when I started hating my birthday.

Anyway last weekend was lovely. I took a 6 day weekend because I only have one late afternoon class on wednesday and it was already snowing so i was like i better skip wednesday and thursday classes and work on saturday (IT SNOWED AGAIN!). but I did have a lovely MLK DAY on Monday with Callie marching and screaming in the parade for Senator OBAMA! "THANK YOU KING FOR THE DREAM" Thank god someone picked up our posters at Starbucks so we could feel vindicated for our labourous tshirt and poster day (At least Lily can where her Obama shirt with pride to preschool). All in all it was a fun 2nd week of school 6-day break.

plans for the future.

My plan is to be the first lady polygamist in the us of a.

i'll open multiple tgi SATurdays all over the nation where we'll serve multiple kinds of hotdogs and fried foods.

also i just ate a chicken pattie. and i'm watching fletch.

i should take the rest of my nail polish off. one day. one day.

it's the 13th? sunday the 13th SPOOOOKKKYYYYY.

i have homework to be done today. gross.

loves:

1. napping.
2. sweatshirts
3. goat cheese
4. listerine
5. certain parts of gypsy

2008: year of the blog?

again so soon?!?

so tomorrow I start class.

I can't say that I really care. I also just found out that after I graduate I'm probably going to be in school for another year before I teach. But I might come out with a masters. So that would be cool?

I think I should move to a place with coldness. So no one has a freaking tan. Just like me!

I know why the caged bird sings! Because birds can't tan.

Someone threatened the idea today that the earth revolves around me! What an ass. all i said that was that i thought that the plane to france might crash if i'm not on it because obviously the earth is colluding for me to go to france! ps wednesday night I was like hmmm... i hate flying I should not go to france, and then when I woke up on thursday I had an email saying that my prof had written the letter I thought she had forgotten about. Then I checked the mail, and I got my passport. OMEN TIMES TWO

So who's excited for the IOWA CAUCASSSSSSSSSS!! Hey hillary-- you're likable enough. oh barack.

enablers apply within

so it's 2008!

I had a nice party at the place. and by the place I mean my apartment, and by nice I mean fine.

anyways last night i went to my parents for dinner and on the way out of the driveway I was calling Maude a bitch because I can't ever get her to unlock and I have to go to the passenger side and blow into the lock to get it to work. And as I coasted to a stop at the last stop sign Maude turned off! No lights, no power, no electricity! That bitch died on me! I was pounding on her hood. Turns out that the battery almost exploded! oopps!

But she's all fine and good now. And I have to get her oil changed tomorrow. Happy 10th birthday maude! I love you, but you're a real bitch!

things to do tomorrow:
1. go buy january marta pass
2. go to best buy- to buy camera case
3. go to barnes and noble for healthy cooking book
4. high museum
5. call everyone I ever knew
6. sleep late
7. buy candlesticks
8. Watch more night court than anyone should be allowed to
9. fuck-- write thank you notes, I almost forgot

ps for christmas I got a new camera and I love it. I'll try to take some not-sucky pictures and upload them to here. Hope you're 2008 is fantastic!