what up my bitches?

hello. i slept alot in a tent once. no, it smelled too bad. tents smell awful. but this room is clean. I could eat off the floor. actually my dog did eat off the floor, a whole bag of chocolate kisses. oops!

this weekend was fun. f-u-n. callie's house is cute, and I am unimaginably good at beer pong.

Guess what!?! I started my internet classes this weekend. Started very slowly.

Classes I think I'll take this summer:
1. Spanish
2. Weather and Climate
3. Perspectives?
4. Speech

Sounds boring. Whatever.

I signed up for a free trial of amazon prime. So pretty much all i do is look for things to buy. bad idea.

I need to go finish my classes but I'm so tired. ughh..

So far I bought:

1. Jenny Lewis and the watson twins
2. death at disney world

Lately I'm obsessed with people dying at themeparks. You can read about it here. You know it's just so unexpected you go on vacation, your having fun, and suddenly boom peter pan is crushing your legs. I believe the most deathly ride is the people mover. Alot more people die in disneyland than in disneyworld.

a little bit quieter now...

did I just quote that song? Yes, yes I did.

So this week has been... fine, just fine thank you.

I found out where the crunch wrap supreme has been hanging out.

Tomorrow no workee makes katie happy.

This same mentally challenged girl was just on seventh heaven not more than 5 minutes ago, good for her!

The enter key on my keyboard is broken and I have to press it two or three times for it to work once. And it's driving me insane.

Coincidentally, or not at all, thanks for the nice comments on the last post. I do miss everyone. And I'm looking forward to moving to my own place so I can host alot of fun parties.

I don't know why lately when I write it comes out like it was written in another language and translated over the internet. Embarrasing.

I was thinking about joining a sorority but then I was looking at them and I was like I don't know, I don't think I'm cut out for that kind of living. That kind of living which includes things like "fun" and "friends" and "US magazine."

bloody, virgin, proud mary

so tonight I bought a wrap dress, it makes me look like a giant whore. Literally giant, and literally a whore.

This has been a stressful week both professionaly and personally.

Distressing news at work twicefold that I am not at liberty to divulge presently. I'm really upset by it becuase usually work is the constant that doesn't change, and that's why I enjoy it so.

Also I really miss my friends, I feel like I haven't been to a party in months, and i just miss hanging out with people my age or really just any age.

Thrice, I bought some trimspa, and so far it's just making me really sick to my stomach all day. I don't know anna nicole. I just don't know.

Here's 5 things to make me happy:
1. I'm watching Match Game!!!
2. I'm about to go to bed!
3. I bought the new augusten burroughs book for super cheap at the outlet mall
4. I guess alot of people read this because alot of people did my Johari window, thanks that was fun only for me
5. The day after tomorrow I can sleep in.

WAIT STOP DO THIS PLEASE

Please go to the following link and fill it out because I don't have your email address.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=miss katherine please

thanks, then feel free to read the new post below.

me plus him and a bottle of gin

Guess what!?!

I got into Georgia State. I guess it's not the most exciting news you ever heard, but it enables me to move on, and to me moving on means getting an apartment about which I am infinitely excited.

I have no plans to ever live with a woman roommate ever again, so I really just want to get a single room preferably in Decatur or Midtown. Somewhere close to Marta. You know it's smarta.

Feb 13th-May1st (approx. 75 days): work at the baby's room, complete internet classes
May 1st: Move to apartment, quit job
May 2nd- June 14th: Decorate apartment, hang out in new surroundings, throw lots of parties.
June 14th-End of July: Summer School. Look for part-time job in the area.

So there's the plan. I just thought you should know.

I'm really looking forward to taking some time off from working. Maybe I'll find some new people. That's a good idea.

I'm watching Being Julia, and I just don't know.

Quite boring, am I lately? I don't know. I just don't know. And neither does Yoda, and I'm not sure why I'm talking like him. Perhaps when I get out of this fog, and into a room of my own, thanks ya big dumb bitch va. woolf, I will have more interesting things to say.

Did you know that for every person that died in 2005, 12 were born?

Newsworthy

Thanks for all the good answers, I'm really happy I don't have to hate that many people anymore!

Anyway the newsworthy thing is I signed up for school sort of!

I woke up on Friday and I was like this is silly I'll just go to Georgia State. So then I applied at work and you know they haven't accepted me yet, and I'm kind of worried they wont because I have already turned them down twice, but you know if they don't I'm going to go down there and kick some ass.

I also decided that I'm going to hopefully live in an apartment on campus, and major in Art History. I also applied for a Mastercard that receives dividends. Last week was Taking Care of Business Week apparently.

I seem to remember a similar week 2 years ago when I woke up one morning and decided to go to UGA, but hopefully this will yield better results.

So you know come visit me downtown. That's all I'm saying.

Also I'm in love with one of our customers at work. But obviously he's married and his stupid knocked up asian ho of a wife is about to pop with their spawn. So I'm really hoping they're going to fall into that 50% of marriages that break up within the first 5 years, and that we somehow meet again because he's really cute and self-deprecating and perfect.

it's time to rise up ...but all I can do is lie down

Ok It's time to list positive things!!!

1. No work tomorrow!
2. My email was quoted on the radio today!
3. I got my hair cut!
4. I love exclamation marks!
5. These pants are ridiculously comfortable!

So anyway I haven't been up to much lately, I put together my wardrobe from Ikea and it was almost perfect but I forgot to screw the feet in so when I stood it up it fell on me and busted the front corner, I guess it could have hurt worse.

I got in a fight with the lady at the chinese restaurant. Fistacuffs, I believe is the word.

I've been in a sour mood today, mostly because of stupid nature.

I was looking at the Ga State website today, and it turns out when I go back to school I need to declare my major like immediatly. Which is stressful. Possible majors:

1. art history
2. film
3. graphic design
4. history
5. Indecision

It seems like most people major in the latter, they should rename psychology indecision. Hope you aren't offended Bonnie Raitt.

I signed up on this babysitter finder site, but I wish I hadn't. I don't really think anything will come of it, but the thought of babysitting kind of makes me want to die. I like kids, but the effort exerted makes me more tired.

I guess if I was really that worried about offending you I just wouldn't have written it. Geez sorry.

I feel like I've been talking about myself for so long. So how are you?
Why don't you elaborate?
What don't I know about you?
What is/was/will be your major?
If you had to own a suit would it be blue/black/gray or some exotic color?
Would you rather be forced to see a sting show or u2?
If you could see any band in concert living or dead who would it be?
What's on your wallpaper?

I kind of hate you if you don't respond.