the bastard of all of the sciences

At some point I would like to live in Seattle.

Today I helped my brother clean his filthy, filthy apartment. And then I watched the Emmys. No one I wanted to win, won, but that's ok. Shout out to Barry Mannilow.

I fixed my schedule so now I have 4 classes on Tues/Thurs and 1 class on Mon/Wed not the best schedule I can imagine, but a 3-- practically 4 day weekend?!? Hells yeah. Hells yeah.

I wish I had cleaned my apartment because it's still pretty dirty. Oh well. That's what monday's are for.

Today (well technically yesterday) is Tullis' birthday and I hoped an overweight african american woman chased her into the parking lot with a bottle of whip cream to celebrate.

whose the sucker now?

school is going well. I might end up with an 8 am class, but other than that everything is pretty good.

In fact life is going well, apart from some minor snafus (sp?) everything is just kind of floating along. awesome.

I need to find a job to fill up my time and give me some extra cash, so if you hear about anything let me know.

today in my art history we read out loud the entire 5 page syllabus, I feel this exercise was indicative of the Georgia State experience. Slow and so ridiculous that you just have to laugh.

My eyes are tired. I have to go to sleep. Karma is going to get you.

livin' the hobo's dream

great weekend in n.o.

mary's house is really cute, and her friends are really great!

Right now I'm watching Flava' Flav I think the title is the Flavor of Love.

Tomorrow school starts. I had just gotten used to the summer break. oh well. you're time is up. would you cry if flava flav kicked you off the show?

Bad news in the email box. I went 250 minutes over on my cell phone bill at 45 cents a minute plus 10 in texting fees= i'm retarded and I need a job.

So I'm tired and I smell. And I hate thinking about money.

Here's to a great semester.

she's haunting her own apartment?

I went to blockbuster. what up 4 for 20?

Long story short I bought Just Like Heaven. I'm watching it now, it's not so bad.

a lonely homewrecking slut. haha. you are reese witherspoon.

I went to athens and got my transcript today. Lily, Callie, Jenna, and Megan were nice enough to accompany me.

I'm happy to be finished with Athens and UGA forever.

The party on saturday was so much fun, all thanks to Jenna!

I had a really nice birthday weekend, extremely pleasant. Got some really awesome gifts.

I've been a big dumb bitch lately. Don't know why, don't anticipate it ending, but hopefully it will soon because I'm tiring of it. And I'm sure everyone else is too. So sorry.

AUGUST 10TH

day 222 in the year

end of the french monarchy

day muhhamad began to receive the Qu'ran

Candid Camera debuts

Charlie Manson kills 2 more!=

David Berkowitz (son of sam) is caught

Timothy McVeigh is indicted for the Oklahoma City Bombings

Katherine Turner's day of birth

I know a gruesome list, but I felt it had to be said.

I might buy a dog tomorrow. I've been listening to smog all day. He rescended the parentheses much to my dismay. Maybe I'll put parentheses around my name since everyone insists on calling me (katherine), with the exception of Callie who sometimes refers to me as Linda J. A fact I enjoy immensely, and of course Bitchface, who also calls me bitchface sometimes hobag.

Anyway I'll be happy to be 20 even if it is a boring birthday number. Fuck being a teenager man.

Sometimes people make fun of the way I call everyone man. Fuck you man.

My stomach is cold.

I hope I don't puke soon. The bug sprayers are coming tomorrow; I should leave.

plenty happens here

I've run out of things to say, but it doesn't stop me!

Daytime tv is where it's at. Yesterday Maury was fat baby day, and today Oprah is prostitute day! Is Lisa Ling Oprah's cohost now? She's been on Oprah every day this week.

I finished summer semester. woo woo! Don't know how the grades are going to turn out, but I did eat some $2 chinese.

I'm really excited about my upcoming party that Jenna is so graciously throwing. PS if you don't come I hate you. haha. What am I laughing at?

Tonight I'm driving to perimeter mall to take a survey on tampons. What up easy 80 dollars?

Oh and the school thing is sort of fixed. I have to drive to UGA sometime in the next week or so to pick up my final transcript. Just UGA's little present to me. But at least I will finally be finished with that chapter of my life.

ask that you may receive

According to Andy Wilson all I write about on my blog is sleeping and shopping. So to not stray from the formula:

I slept until 2 today oops! I went to the Walmart and the Y with Jenna, and I really can't wait until I can get my own membership which brings me to my next point:

These freaking internet classes have screwed me over again.

Georgia state has to have my final transcript from UGA with my idl classes that haven't been graded before I can take fall classes, which start in 3 weeks. So if I don't get this thing straightened out I can't take fall classes. I have to call GSU tomorrow and hopefully they have a sympathetic bone in their body and I'm pretty sure this is all that stupid advisor's fault because the problem appeared only after I spoke with her.

On a lighter note Callie's party on Saturday was fun. And on an even lighter note I'm throwing a party on the 12th and it's going to be hella fun, and you can come.

Naked women in the YMCA need to learn some shame. Like I always say a little shame never hurt anyone.