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That's right Amy Sedaris is going to be within walking distance of my house tomorrow night when she does a book signing at the library. I just found out about it. I think I'll go, but not stay to get something signed in case she hates me, as it would kill me. Plus I don't really have anything to say to her.

I have something to say to you though.

I hope you had a nice thanksgiving. I know I did. I had a surprisingly pleasant weekend with my family. First off I was hilarious at dinner, and let me set things straight my family's household is a dry one. Not Bob-Newhart-dry, but Georgia-on-sundays-dry. So my hilarity was not chemically induced as normal. Then we went to Brunswick which smelled like someone had taken a giant poop and then not flushed thanks to the paper mill. Then I saw Becky (not in Brunswick) and that too was exceedingly pleasant.

Things I'd like to profess my undying love to:

• my couch
• when you're listening to songs in headphones and the music goes from one side to the other so it seems like it's travelling through your head
• christmas trees
• pots of coffee
• all caffeine
• cancelled class
• my brown super tight boots
• the post office
• dresses
• forever 21

So I assembled and decorated my Christmas tree on saturday instead of going to work. Please find a picture below. Jenna tells me the newest trend is to have an upside down christmas tree, and I can't really say I believe her as she is obviously lying. Here's my attempt.

I have to figure out what to make ornaments out of because I don't have any so it's probably going to come down to me cutting things out that I like and hanging them up (see UGA:Wall of happiness).

Bon Voyage!

I'm giving thanks for:

the color brown

rosie coming to the view

marta

alcohol

the month of november

ipods

other people

pilgrims

maude

the ymca

my loyal readers....awwwwww

day #7,405

"the cadeavor thing didn't really bother me"

this came from a woman who wanted her 3karat diamond implanted into her wrist. asshole.

i have lost 10 lbs. since I started exercising. asshole. haha. i'm no asshole.

today was baby boom. boom. it was a pleasant day.

yesterday was get new tires for maude day! I had 3 hours to waste at Sam's. I ate lunch off the sample trays, and napped in a chaise lounge under a shelf. People kept walking by and making a big deal about it, and I was all you aren't going to buy this leather chaise lounge. fuck off.

this week marked the week of me watching people I hate on tv, like they were interesting:
1. Robin Williams
2. Barbara Walters

I sincerely hate both of these people. Robin Williams tries so hard he makes me want to stab my eyes out. "Capote on ice" wtf does that even mean anything?

I've also decided that I'm going to have a huge party during christmas break because I haven't had a party since september, and let's face it-- I wasn't quite there for most of that. So date is tba, but get excited.

also thanks for the table input. I have no idea still, but when I decide I'll let you know.

VOTE or die!

OR

In case you weren't good at highlights magazine the difference is the leg of the table. I have 8 table legs in my living room and I need to figure out if I like the gray or the white better. My apologies for the faded out picture. it's from my cell phone.

I don't know about you but I'm looking forward to thanksgiving, and I'm about to pee my pants in anticipation of decorating for Christmas. What a loser.

nobody told me

today was just really strange.

I sold my phone on ebay what! what!

went to target, and then I was going to go to Checkers on the fly. I got in line, ordered, and then realized I didn't have my wallet. dine and dash at checkers? pathetic. but really funny.

tucker is weird like a land time forgot. they have folks and steak & Ale. folks just reminded me how much i really despised it when I was a kid. My hatred for that restaurant and the stupid jug glasses could only be matched by Black Eyed Pea, which if I remember correctly forced their servers to wear vests and ties with canned vegetables on them.

today harold and maude came on tcm and I turned it on totally by accident and it was awesome, and as always it renewed my faith in life.

oh old love.

dixie carter on desperate housewives parfait!

that just about sums it up for me

5 ways I surpised myself today:

1. I Showered at the YMCA
2. I got to school 30 minutes early
3. I watched Groundhog Day for the 3rd day in a row
4. I have the highest grade in my media class.
5. I don't own She-Devil?

5 ways I didn't surprise myself today:
1. I ate 2 slices of banana bread
2. I watched Oprah, and enjoyed it
3. I watched Groundhog Day for the 3rd day in a row
4. didn't do too hot on that art history exam I didn't study for
5. I listened to Aimee Mann's Christmas Cd in the car

If you missed it on Becky's facebook profile please click here to watch something unexpectedely funny.

Please find below a picture of my dog dressed up as a french whore. He dressed himself! Creepy.