kat's korner

Sunday, February 24

I'm upset with you, tina fey.

fuck.

I don't think I have ever been so personally offended in my life. I get it your like 40? And you know you're a "feminist" and you live in New York? But what the fuck Tina Fey doing a two minute monologue basically defending all the petty attacks on Hillary Clinton? Who are you her fucking mom? If you like her fine, vote for her, or better yet write all the jokes all night anti-obama(oh wait.). But come the fuck on don't pretend that everyone who has voted for obama did it because oprah told them to. That's offensively simplistic. Particluarly when you consider what you were complaining about Clinton and then using those same shallow points to complain about her opponent (looks, popularity). Don't be bitter because the person you like is loser, and don't be negative just because Hillary Clinton thinks you look ugly naked.
And it is dissapointing because I've always liked Tina Fey, but after this I just don't know. Hillary Clinton is an awful person. She lies, and cheats, and is generally robotic. And perhaps worse than all of this, I think she'd be a really fucking bad president. Her opinions change with the wind. Her plan for healthcare seems completely unhelpful if not hurtful to the lower and middle class-- doomed to failure. I don't even know the rest of her plans because the rest of her plans seem to be-- being president. Which at this point in our history doesn't seem like a very productive plan. We need a leader who can do what's best for the country not what's best for whatever lobbyist is giving her money this week.

So snl and tina fey and hillary clinton can suck it.

Wednesday, February 20

the end of the cereal

geez it's what tuesday-- no wait wednesday that's why I just woke up and I'm watching the second part of the strangers with candy cult episode.

I had the nicest dream last night about going to disneyland with the cast of cheers(mid 80's of course).

That's about it for now.

school is making me miserable. skip, skip, skip.

two more states for obama. fired up and ready to go. Because a couple of entries ago I gave you a list of people to hate because they support the lying clinton machine, and because Barack Obama is about being as positive as possible, please find below a list of celebrities you shouldn't hate:

Boston (the band)
scarlett johanssen
the owners of ben and jerry's
george clooney
stephen colbert
warren buffet
AND

OPRAH (of course)

Thursday, February 14

happy vj day y'all

so valentine's day.
red
blood
blood red
clot
stroke
apple juice
playdough
burger king
chicken sandwich
no mayo
mary stephenson
blonde hair
barbie
saturday night live
martin short
clifford

It always comes back to clifford. so it's thursday and today i had a quiz and a test imagine that!!!

My apartment is MESS citay. gross. tomorrow i'll clean it and get a hair cut. I will also decide what color to dye my hair. i just don't know. I like the blonde, but it's expensive to keep up, and I found this picture of me with this really pretty chestnut color brown hair and I liked that too.

the world may never know.

I also ate a burrito. I plan on watching eternal sunshine of the spotless mind because its a holiday.

movies I must watch according to the holiday:

Groundhog Day- Groundhog Day
Valentine's Day- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Arbor Day- The Banger Sisters
Thanksgiving- Pieces of April
Christmas- Every shitty Christmas movie evermade.

I'M A SUCKER!

Friday, February 8

celebrities, leprosy, and culture

hey it's friday!

where does the time go? straight to hell.

so anyway. Today I went to the High. It was interesting as usual. I'm looking forward to the women of the stieglitz circle exhibit. It opens tomorrow, but I wouldn't go tomorrow, silly.

I'm super excited for the results of super tuesday! hahaa. it's like that molly shannon comic character is writing this. I've got p.m.m.s. PLEASE MARRY ME SOMEBODY!

i'm watching the brady bunch. no kidding radishes are bitter marsha. I've never eaten a radish, and I knew that.

hmm... not much to say apparently. please find a list enclosed of hillary clinton celebrity endorsers whom I have to hate now for better or worse:

Dolly Parton
Cher
America Ferrera
Whoopi Goldberg
Sally Field

Although they were never really known for their intellect, this just makes my stomach hurt. If I could turn back time Cher-- I'd change your primary vote.

ps did you know there's a new leprosy outbreak in arkansas? AHHHHH
 
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