never can say goodbye now

I found a new way to make money!!!

It involves:

1. Buying copies of Oprah's 20th Anniversary at Walmart
2. Selling them for more money on Amazon
3. Sweeping in the cash with a giant rake
4. (well it isn't so giant, but it beats the streets)

Christmas was lovely, and I trust yours was too. So far I have sold 2 copies of Oprah and 1 copy of Will and Grace.

I'm thinking of completing all the tasks from Dolly Parton's Hard Candy Christmas, here's what I've accomplished thus far:
Hey, maybe I’ll dye my hair (check)
Maybe I’ll move somewhere (check)
Maybe I’ll get a car (check)
Maybe I’ll drive so far They’ll all lose track
Me, I’ll bounce right back (check)
Maybe I’ll sleep real late (check)
Maybe I’ll lose some weight (check)
Maybe I’ll clear my junk (check)
Maybe I’ll just get drunk on apple wine(sorta check)
Maybe I’ll just lie low (check)
Maybe I’ll hit the bars (check)
Maybe I’ll count the stars until dawn (check)
Maybe I’ll settle down
Maybe I’ll just leave town
Maybe I’ll have some fun (check)
Maybe I’ll meet someone (working on it, quit pressuring me Dolly)

So anyway I don't have to work tomorrow (godsend), and I'll probably go return that bodysuit because I really don't know why I bought it. Ok I have to go write some thank you notes, and look under a rock for some happiness.

all we are saying is give peace a chance

i've been doing yoga at night, and I'm pretty sure it's bringing peace to my soul.

which is awesome.

today is a good day. and it will continue to be. it shall be. I'm finishing my baking tonight. And I'm dressed in this like peppermint striped shirt and bright green sweater. I finished my Christmas shopping last night. But I haven't seen anyone in days. My family is coming over on Friday night, and I plan to be extremely stoned.

all day i watch people screw their tags in on the back of their car. the tag office is next door. and tuesday morning is moving in.

last night I went to sleep with the tv on, and I woke up in the middle of the night with these terrible dreams about being a prostitute and people digging out my eyeballs with spoons. It turns out it was because I was accidentally watching this show about forensics and killing prostitutes. I thought it was just because we talk about whores alot at work.

which we do.

 

"There's glass between us"

 

the minute you walked in the joint

i was completely useless today, and I feel really bad about it. My apologies. Further apologies if you don't want to read this survey:


Eye Color:: blue
Hair Color::currently black, naturally mousy brown
Height:: 5'4
Favorite Color:: green apple
Name:: imsotired67
Favorite Band:: belle and sebastian
Favorite Movie:: i heart huckabees, groundhog day
Favorite Show:: arrested development, strangers with candy
Your Car:: camry
Your Hometown:: dunwoody
Your Present Town:: alpharetta
Your Crushes First Name:: jeff haha
Your Grade:: i don't really know. dropped out? sophmore?
Your Style:: tshirt and skirt . .

Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: no
Kissed someone in the rain?: I don't think so.
Danced in a public place?: only while intoxicated
Smiled for no reason?: occasionally.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes avec becky
Peed your pants after age 8?: Um no.
Written a song?: once when i was like 6 i thought i wrote a song, and i thought i was so cool but it was really off the radio
Sang to someone for no reason?: I sing all the time without thinking about it
Performed on a stage?: gander, gander, gander in charlotte's web
Talked to someone you don't know?: i talked to the checkout lady at target
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: cait haha well i don't know if kindnapping counts as going out of your way
Made out in a theatre?: Nah
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: in st. simon's and this little girl pulled down my shirt.
Been in love?: nah

Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: my dad
Tell you, I love you?: my dad
Kiss you?: hmm...its been a while
Hug you?: i can't remember
Tell you BYE?: mary
Write you a note?: Hmm...does an email count?
Take your photo?: probably callie
Call your cell phone?: mary
Buy you something?: my mom bought me a sweater
Go with you to the movies?: mary and tullis at thanksgiving
Sing to you?: jeffrey
Write a poem about you?: does a limmerick count?
Text message you?: mary
Touch you?: ted turner

* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: about an hour ago
Time you cried?: when i got my wisdom teeth out and i was bleeding profusely
Movie you watched?: sweet charity
Joke you told?: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because he was dead.
Song you've sang?: what if god was one of us? just in my head when i was reading that question
Time you've looked at the clock?: 11:32
Drink you've had?: sprite zero
Number you've dialed?: tullis
Book you've read?: indecision
Food you've eaten?: turkey sandwich
Flavor of gum chewed?: orbit sweet mint
Shoes you've worn?: my mocassins with bows
Store you've been in?: target
Thing you've said?: no!
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: yes, but not very well
Whistle?: yes
Blow a bubble?: yeah
Roll your tounge in a circle?: hell yeah
Cross your eyes?: yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: if i hold my nose down
Dance?: only when i'm really drunk, and even then it's not done with style
Gleek?: i'm not even sure
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yes, i love to
Speak a different language?: a little french i guess
Impersonate someone?: i used to do a good impression of Luann from king of the hill
Prank call people?: no
Make a card pyramid?: yeah i was obsessed with that because of the brady's
Cook anything?: only a few things

i've never been so happy...

that someone was potty trained.

I'm back in business as a babysitter! hahaha oh god. Well I'm back on the streets making money any way i can because you know, money is nice, and babies are cute. Especially ones with really curly hair.

After I babysat I got lost in the neighborhood and had to flag down a guy walking his dog to tell me how to get out of it.

I don't really feel like it's Christmas time. And this dissapoints me. Maybe if I make some cookies? I don't know, I don't think that's it. Yeah definantly don't need to get fatter.

There are so many movies I wanted to see, here's a list for my own use:

1. Walk the Line
2. The Family Stone
3. Chronicles of Narnia
4. Syriana
5. Matchpoint
6. Munich

yeah I know I'm so boring lately. ugghhh eat it, you would be too.

why can't I stop watching the facts of life?

oh yeah i remember. damn.

here's what I've been thinking about lately:

1. How does Tootie spell her name?
2. Why don't I hang out with Gilbert Godfried more?
3. I feel like food calories should be proportionate to cost.
4. I wish the hair dye had seeped into my head so my blonde roots wouldn't show.
5. Why wont Natalie stop talking about fucking food?
6. I really want some boots flat foot style to wear with skirts
7. Because you're mine I walk the line
8. Tootie you could never be a model
9. I think way too much about the facts of life
10. i'm tired of:
a. pregnant woman
b. mrs. garrett
c. working
d. watching tootie at a photo shoot
e. not having a boyfriend

If I were you I wouldn't do alot of things, like go out in public.

Ok, ok I'll post ya big dumb bitches! haha jk.

15 things you should know:

1. I watch Problem Child 2 ALOT now
2. The basis for my personality is Junior.
3. Maybe one day I'll marry Junior.
4. I'm eating a cranberry-orange scone right now.
5. I have no more patience for the public, particularly those knocked up hos who wont stop bothering me at work.
6. I haven't decorated for Christmas yet
7. I'm not as excited about Christmas as I was six months ago.
8. Someone asked me to babysit but I've never changed a diaper. Go figure.
9. I should learn the trade, I could make some money.
10. these are the reasons I don't post anymore
11. My favorite Rolling Stones song: Ruby Tuesday's
12. My least favorite chain restaurant: Fudrucker's
13. My favorite husband of Roseanne real or fake: Tom Arnold
14. Today's favorite nationality: Luxembourgish
15. I don't have your address, and therefore I can't send you a Christmas card, only you can change that.