fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you.

i think i have mono.

my dog scratched my face today. i have whole new understandings of Elton John's razorface. oh lordy.

Tomorrow school starts. blech. i feel unprepared.

i want to drink diet coke until my stomach explodes.

i went to that celebrity face recognizer thing where you put in a picture of yourself and it tells you what celebrity you look like. and it told me billy bob thornton. i was like ouch. ouch. ouch. i quit.

i'm watching urban legends

ok well last weekend I celerated my 21st birthday with my wonderful friends who made my birthday last 2 nights!

It was really fun and I now have enough vodka to embalm myself!

this week i'm trying to avoid going in to the office to do that fucking newspaper work and I'm trying to think of ways to quit.

it's tuesday and I didn't really do anything today.

tomorrow i'm going to the fabric store with my mom. so that should be fun.

i kind of want to paint my apartment. I found out all you have to do is paint it back to primer.

monday back to the grindstone-- fall semester. ugh.

ok maybe becky is on to something this blog is boring as shit. apologies

current prolems and or announcements

1. cher looks good with long hair, and i don't
2. I'm picking a scab
3. It's 6 o'clock and I have only written 4 out of 12 pages of my paper.
4. thesis for aforementioned paper doesn't make a ton of sense
5. I'm still picking that scab
6. I picked up my apartment and took out the trash in order to procrastinate
7. I've been sounding like Kathleen Turner all week
8. I have to redesign the paper before saturday. I'm so screwed
9. note to self: don't apply, and then accept jobs you don't know how to do.
10. nina simone is one crazy awesome bitch
11. Only a week and 6 hours until my birthday!!!
12. my apartment hasn't looked this good in months.
13. I ate 2 popscicles today.
14. Hanging up clothes is the bane of my existance
15. I'm about to redecorate my bedroom. I need to pick out a bed.
16. I have these creepy reaccuring dreams about being in St. Augustine every night and they have their own set of logic. Like I'll be talking to myself in the dream being like gosh here i am in st. augustine--which is weird because I have those dreams just like this! What a coincidence! I'm retarded in my dreams, too.
17. My professor of my independent study is really understanding, and I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm retarded
18. I might be retarded.
19. i got bitten by a misquito on my face
20. It doesn't really show as much as you might imagine
21. Wait I had to get to 21-- for someone's birthday that's happening in 7 days, 5 hours, and 52 minutes!!!