suck it seventh heaven

seventh heaven why do I watch you so much?

why do you have to teach me these annoying lessons?

Did I tell you I might get a dog? I think I should wait until I finish summer semester.

Possible names:
1. olive oil
2. rhoda
3. duffer st. george (georgie for short)

I finally caught up with my sleep so that's good. no more bad moods for me. well you know probably but not from lack of sleep! haha. oh well.

Only 5 classes left of this semester. what what!

I really do hate seventh heaven. And I really can't stop watching it.

president of the phyllis diller fan club

lies i have told to strangers in the past 3 days:

1. I have dyslexia
2. I own Wet Hot American Summer
3. I have diabetes
4. N0, it didn't hurt when you ran over my foot with your stroller.
5. I love your skirt!

I might have a problem. haha. a hilarious problem.

Last night I made some guacomole! It's delicious.

I have to go vote in the primaries and you should too. You know voting is cool. Well no it's not. But you should vote anyway.

I watched Junebug and I really loved it. I really want to watch it again, which is rare.

watch this, and that is a threat.

watch this and laugh forever. just you wait. until around minute 4.

later that day:

it's 10:24. this is possibly the last post that will ever mention my internet classes, we can all breath I sigh of relief. I'm taking both finals tomorrow. I'm pretty certain I'm going to fail because I just started studying around 8 o'clock and don't know anything about islam. oops. oh allah.

so far i've consumed 3 cups of super strong coffee in hopes that it will somehow fuel my consumption of knowledge. so far hasn't worked, but i am extremely jittery.

i missed my train both ways today. pisser. i took a two hour nap. i watched the tumbling clip 3 times.

the witch movie was a let down.

frieday swc opens. i wish friday was spelled frieday. ole fish-on-fridays. ill regret all of this soon enough.

sunday night I went to see America's funnyman NEIL HAMBURGER. He was hilarious, and if you don't think he's funny, maybe you should rethink your sense of humor. i should rethink my concept of the comma.

thursday i have to give a speech. over what? I don't know why don't I surprise myself, and at the same time create an outline to turn in and a bibliography. or why don't i just kick my teacher in the balls since that's what he deserves. i'm not sure that he has balls. dyke. why is dyke the funniest word i know?

why you got to act like you know when you don't know?

did you know that candy spelling (tori's mom and aaron's widow) is selling her house for 150 million dollars?

Ok that's enough about the spellings forever.

here's a tip:
Don't clean out your refridgerator. ever. I flushed some month old dressing down my drain and my apartment smells disgusting. It's the closest I've ever come to throwing up from a smell.

Tonight I hung out with Mary, and it was an exceedingly pleasant time. I'm really glad she's back in town.

I hate this dawn commercial where the fish thinks he's fat. Fish don't care if they're fat, I guess it's supposed to appeal to women since they are most likely the ones buying Dawn direct, but it's just offensive.

i'm so excited about this witchcraft movie on lifetime. unhealthy. but so excited. my kitchen is so clean right now you could like cook and probably not get sick from it.

so anyway next week is the busiest school week ever. ugh. 2 finals. 2 tests. 1 speech. ewww... talk to you later bitches.