yes, please more again

plan was a failure, I did not escape today without a nap. In fact I took a two hour nap, which perhaps consciously made me miss my Computer class.

Frankly, it wasn't the best nap I've ever had.

Today I'm wearing my black flowy witch skirt, which I love because it makes me feel like I could be a stand in for Hocus Pocus. It's not the best napping attire however because it sort of twists around you when you're asleep-- putting you in harm's way when you sleep five feet off the ground.

I can't say I'm ready for March to begin. Five things I would like to avoid about March in chronological order:
1. Math Test- March 1st
2. Dentist Appointment- March 16th
3. Work Baby Boom- March 19th
4. Mother's 50th Birthday- March 21st (Fresh out of ideas for presents)
5. After Spring Break- March 21st - March 31st

oh and easter. i've never been keen on easter, particularly of late when i have been made to go to church when I do not wish to go to church.

Five thngs to look forward to about March:
1. Hair Appointment- March 13th perhaps
2. Spring Break- March 14th-20th
3. Seeing Becky- March 15th
4. Working Baby Boom- begging for job over summer March 19th
5. Maybe I'll get my bumper fixed- 3 bumpers in less than a year jeez. oh that will mean a new belle and sebastian sticker, perhaps I should get a different one as they seem to bring bad luck.

What's it all about ALFIE?

take my wife please

Leave drawing an hour early? yes, I will thank you very much.

Have your 3rd cup of caffenated tea in the last 12 hours? UHUH

Listen to Mr. Blue Sky from the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind soundtrack and dance moronically around room before roommate returns? Definatly.

Try to avoid napping for one day in your life? Ok yeah I guess I should.

Probably end up watching the 4 hours of bonus materials from I HEART Huckabees? GLADLY.

Where have you gone Joan?

I'm mightily dissappointed in the University cable because I don't get the tv guide channel or E! the best red carpet coverage I can watch is on the WB? I have to watch Baba Wawa interview Desperate Housewives. Whaaaa?

The Oscars are kind of shit, they never pick the movies I like or even nominate good actors, but I just feel like I have to watch it. Like I guess some people feel about the news every night.

Wave of the future. Wave of the future. Wave of the future. i liked the Aviator.

Yeah I need to to do a drawing for drawing class, but I really don't feel like drawing the planes of my face. Or there's always a math test to study for or computer homework, but yeah it isn't looking good for any of that.

Perhaps I'll make a nice cup of tea.

Johnny Depp why are you dressing like Buddy Holly?

Two weeks until Spring Break. TWO MORE WEEKS. I'm not even doing much of anything, but you know.

I just don't like the gyllenhalls.

Ok so about that tea.

baby steps to making tea:
1. carry cup and hot water heater to end of hall
2. clean out cup
3. fill cup with water
4. heat up heater
5. drop tea bag
6. wait 3-5 minutes
7. add sugar and stir.

oprah you're really friends with quincy jones? come on.

run down memory lane

I went to Wesleyan tonight to see Andy in his fatsuit for the play. The play was much more captivating then its description made it seem. Andy was hilarious.

so anyway the play eventually ended and we went to the ingles parking lot where a rumble was about to happen with norcross kids. hahaha. Callie's car makes this awful noise and she drove through the rumble and someone threw something at her car so she drove back around and was like "Sean, I know your sister" so then everyone crowded around the car and it was like that scene in Family Vacation in Detroit and then this kid was like "Class of 2004!" Then to me "Hey you're FAS" hahaha. yes, I was fas.

then we ended up at the taco mac on holcomb bridge with drew whitehead and luke whiteside's older brother. oh man that was a umm interesting time? the whole night I was just like WHAT THE FUCK.

When I go back to Wesleyan I just get the strangest feeling. Because honestly the place was just the people, and out of the people who are there now I might be interested in talking to like 10 of them at most. So when I go back I feel like I just have romanticized it in my head to these great heights just because I hate UGA so much, I just can't get it straight. I mean I did have fun and great friends in high school, but when I see Wesleyan or talk to the people or about the people it just seems like so old and outdated and strange, which brings about a fresh layer of guilt.

so i was hanging out with jake, callie, and jenna and we were talking about schools and I realized that all of us wanted to transfer. So its just strange or maybe not. I don't know, but what I do know: it was an uncomfortable night physically and emotionally.

my root canal was fine, but my tooth hurts like a mofo now so perhaps I will try to call in and get a better pain killer so I can eat or sleep or breathe without being in constant searing pain.

Stop the Presses

I have come to terms with my hatred of Grease. I have never liked it, but I turned on the tv today I stopped on Grease, and I watched it for a minute and the mixture of Stockard Channing and Hopelessly Devoted to You and 35 cents I threw up a little in my mouth. I WILL NEVER WATCH GREASE AGAIN.

I think I might go to Krystal and invest in some bite size hamburgers.

My skirt collection is growing alot. I thought yesterday I should count my skirts, but then they're kind of split between Athens and Atlanta and I found the idea of not being able to account for them all troubling so I stopped.

I read the most interesting article about this city in Mexico right across the border from Arizona where you can buy really cheap prescription drugs. anyway the journalist went there and then was like so I bought a bottle of percocet and 2 bottles of codeine and took it all that afternoon at the hotel. oh rolling stone. i don't really like you at all.

But I do really love Andy Warhol. You know his paintings have always seemed fun, but then when you find out the stuff behind them, they're so much better.

Whenever people have famous people names it always pisses me off. I'm just like you dumbass. Why didn't your parents have the foresight to know who would become famous in your lifetime? I mean obviously, their parents or themselves are not to blame, but I still hate them. And then I realized my name is pretty close to Kathleen Turner, who honestly was at the height of her popularity when I was born. So you know that is my parent's fault. My point is I always think that being named a celebrity name would really change your life, like it would really effect you, but mine is pretty close, and I don't think about it that much. I wish my name was oprah winfrey.

my plus one

I bought an Issac Mizrahi pencil skirt at Target.

I WILL NEVER STUDY AGAIN. it doesn't pay. I took a test today, I hadn't studied. I feel great about it.

Instead of studying I watched 2 awesome episodes of Murphy Brown.

Now I'm going to watch the rest of the episodes.

If you don't read Becky's blog read it today, oh trash salad.

OH MAN I have no idea Holly No IDEA maybe Cait can shed some light on the dixie stampede. It just sounds fun.

I'm exhausted, this is boring, and I'm retreating to bed.

murphy brown is really testing my patience. frank fontanta you ass. i could go for a frappucino right now. i love murphy's office and attitude.

I want to work in a supermarket or post office. something with extreme efficiency.

BUT GOOD NEWS!! I updated my pictures. Well I only added a couple, but you know look anyway.

Amy Sedaris is on Sex in the City! yay, and no molly shannon in sight. thank god, she's so eighth grade.

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y

Today was a really nice, pleasant day.

Although all I could think about in my sculpture class was the firmness of my ass.

Beautiful weather.

People "I don't know" who I would accept marriage proposals from:
1. Hugh Grant
2. Wes Anderson
3. Bill Murray
4. Chuck Wholery
5. Jason Schwartzman
6. Dustin Hoffman
7. Stuart Murdoch
8. Steve Buscemi
9. Will Ferrell
10. Beck

yeah that's it. umm i have a computer test tomorrow and i typed out the words and there was a little less than 500 and I can't make myself study. I'm retarded, a retarded failure.

on a lighter note: I HEART Huckabees came out today on DVD today. It's cheapest at Circuit City, but only this week.

my polish is chipping

My Ipod is really fond of the Nirvana song, "Jesus Don't Want Me for a Sunbeam", but it starts out with this accordian solo and everytime it comes on I think its a weird al song, and then I'm like who put weird al on my Ipod?

I'm in my computer lab, but they haven't told us what to do yet, so you know I'm not doing anything.

I don't remember if I already said this, but there's a girl in this class who looks just like me. Except she's I feel, a more unattractive version, who dresses really grossily. Perhaps thats what makes her more unnatractive.

On friday I'm going to see the Wesleyan play with Callie because Andy is wearing a fat suit hahaha I can't wait.

This kid sitting next to me could be 30. He seems really stressed out. But that really fake stressed out where you have to tell everyone how stressed out you are all the time. Gross. He uses a liberal amount of hair gel and has wrap around sun glasses. Its strange how two facts from someone's appearance can tell you most of their personality.

My outfit today:
1. blue below knee JCrew skirt
2. cream and orange cardigan also from Jcrew
3. "I survived the Swamp"- Honey Creek tshirt
4. Camel patent leather shoes

I usually don't wear this much Jcrew. I must say I'm enjoying it though.

ugh the kid who just walked in I can smell the tobacco from here. tobacco is whacko dude. haha but seriously you smell awful.

nice day for a sulk.

movies i have watched in the last 24 hours and warnings:

1. We Don't Live Here Anymore- If you are or ever plan to be married, do not see.

2. We're No Angels- If you are catholic, or religious, or like Sean Penn at all, do not see

3. Girl, with a Pearl Earring- If you enjoy art or hate Scarlett Johanssen, do not see. it will only antagonize you.

Last night Becky told me its snowing in New York, well today you know what its doing in Athens? It's lightening and thundering. ughhhhh

i must brave the storm to go to computer class because there's a test on wednesday. I bought the book this morning. poorly executed, katherine, poorly executed.

cathy, murphy brown, and nude modeling.

Friday we started with nude models, I wasn't expecting a male nude model. It wasn't as awkward as I thought it might be. He did alot of yoga poses which made it really awkward. I was sitting behind him for most of it. haha his butt was kind of big. he was gay. i didn't enjoy the eye contact. but what's new?

first off-- to cate that is mucho exciting. also have you/ how many times have you seen the golden girl's house? Can you take a picture for me. I heart the golden girls remember?

second off--- to becky yeah what the fuck is up with this root canal it makes me feel old in a really gross fat- cathyish way.

third off-- I wish I had a piece of bread right now! sweat marks.

haha i think i will start referencing cathy in every entry. I hate cathy. oh man.

My lips are chapped. oh i got my first blockbuster dvd in the mail today let's see what it is!: we don't live here anymore. what the fuck? where's murphy brown? they sent them on the same fucking day. fuck this shit man. i don't live here anymore. fucking blockbuster.

Alvin from Murphy Brown-- you know her painter he died last year killed or killed himself or something. anyway. before he died he was in the process of being convicted of the murder of his ex girlfriend. geez. that sucks.

hi my name is katherine and I'm addicted to sugar

that's such a cathy thing to say-- well as becky so sweetly reminds me Cathy(the comicstrip) is my namesake.

i wonder if Mr. Byrne still reads Cathy every day? I wonder if he was lying about that.

oh so I went to the dentist and it turns out that it totally sucks and I have to get a root canal and a crown and apparently go to the dentist like every Friday afternoon for the rest of my life. Everyone who looks forward to the weekend take one step forward. NOT SO FAST KATHERINE TURNER.

hahahaha. umm today I was on an unusually long funny streak which ended abruptally when my parent's dog bit me on the back of my knee. But you should have seen it. truly.

Seems like there was more news. But maybe not. oohh i have to go take some medicine. ill brb hos. yeah i have to take this medicine before i get the root canal- 2 pills every 6 hours. its weird and I feel like they're trying to kill me. "Did you see me eatin' my hot dog when you died daddy?" don't be offended its from strangers with candy. which the new movie was bought by warner's brother's indie film thing.

Today's Purchases:
1. tie from goodwill (to make my own tie belt a la j.crew) 1.50
2. 2 skirts Value City 12.99ish each
3. flat of bottled water Sam's Club unknown price

Umm cait yeah I never talk to you anymore so I'll just have to address you in this public forum. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE DIXIE STAMPEDE WITH YOU hahaha but seriously. I have really wanted to fly somewhere recently, so perhaps I will check on the flights, and be in contact. haha. ohh and i really want to fly on airtran because they're painting Elton John on the side of their planes.

oh my dad has all those kidney stones you know but then it turns out this doctor like totally screwed up one of his kidney's so the rest of my family is trying to talking him into sueing the doctor. i don't think that's how you spell "to sue" hmm... but suing doesn't look very correct either.

you make me want to LALALALA. is it wrong to watch this much MTV 10spot television? yes. yes extremely wrong.

sing along in your head and try not to be happy

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me

Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive
I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I asked your mother if you were at home
She said, yes .. but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me

I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need
Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out to see

La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

de Kooning who?

I took my art history test this morning. I should have studied more. DOESN'T MATTER because it's over and I'll never have to know the dates again. Although I do enjoy the art. oh well.

Then there was a pop math quiz and she did an example just like the question on the question right before the quiz so you'd have to be actually retarded not to get it right, so I'm like all excited but then im like who knows? I probably failed. i suck at math.

Anyway IT DOESNT MATTER

because I have no classes until 8am tomorrow and I'm so excited. a whole day of nothingness! FINALLY. Options for the rest of my day:
1. finish off my todo list
2. dollar movie
3. library movie
4. driving aimlessly
5. tv
6. nap?
7. food.

haha my life is depressing. All of my options are so enticing let's see. Explanation of how/when I will choose my options. First I better do option 1 which includes alot of driving. I could incorporate number 2 in number one and will obviously be followed by a number 5 and 6. I must fit a number 7 in there somewhere around 4 clock. i have no shame.

Amanda- I'm mailing you some Fiery Furnaces cds today
Becky- I might mail that outdated letter today but then again why not wait another few weeks?ps very excited for your conan experience.

I guess I could get a shower now but really what's the point? You can't tell, my hair looks fine. i have no shame.

life blows im going back to bed

so i went to the dentist and he was an asshole just like every other dentist ever. and he was like "you have one nice cavity on number 20 and another nice one on 18 and a blah blah blah on 19 when was the last time you saw a dentist?"

jesus christ. it was my birthday in august. 6 months ago. remember it ruined my birthday just like this is going to ruin my spring break?

so to sum it up they were like you probably need a root canal and you need to have your wisdom teeth out like yesterday. except they didn't say it in such a fun way.

so im skipping computer again. even though there's a test next week because I'm really tired and I need to study for art history even though all im going to do is to crawl back into bed. i shouldn't have come back to athens. and i was so happy this morning. bitches.

i've got a brand new pair of roller skates

so i went to the health center this morning and the doctor was really impressed with my art history notecards. haha and then she said it wasn't my ear, and sent me up to the dentist.

backstory: I have horrible teeth. damn genetics. they crumble. I brush regularly and floss to no avail.

So I have to go back to the dentist at 1, and I'm totally dreading it because the doctor was like yeah you probably have TMJ or your wisdom teeth. So its probably my wisdom teeth.

oh well it doesn't matter because I've got a brand new pair of roller skates you've got a brand new key... is running through my head which renders me unmistakably happy. forever. and ever. amen.

why is uga trying to kill me?

sometimes i just don't get it.

so yes i have something wrong with my teeth and jaw potentially and my ear aches ANDD THEN

I went to drive to class becuase I had to turn in this huge foam board thing and there's this actual chunk taken out of my bumper. i was just like what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK? Why? You know.

so my bumper is ruined my ear still hurts i look all cryey and i feel like shit. becky raises a good point. why is uga trying to kill me?

diagnosis murder

so i had an epiphany walking over the bridge from art history 2200 to math 1100. I'm going to die. The left side of my head hurts like a mofo. My ear has been aching for the last 15 hours. now my teeth hurt and my jaw? This isn't good. So you know I hope you have some nice things to say about me for my funeral. my roommate has already offered to give blood.

god i totally hate webmd. type in toothache... you need a root canal.
ear ache? you will probably lose hearing in that ear.

gosh sounds like its time for a nap. again.

nope wait! I found the solution its all TMJ symptoms, awesome. jaw problems are the problems that just keep giving. fuck fucker shit. fucking piece of shit. this is the thing mrs. sande had last year where she like couldn't open her mouth. man i hope this doesn't turn in to that. ughhhh

ok really its time for a nap.

Read it and Weep

I'm writing this paper on this feminist artist I had to see speak last week. It's hands down the funniest paper I've ever written. I have to rewrite it, but here's the closing of my rough draft as of right now:

I do not say that Helen Klebesadel is a load of shit because she is a woman. Actually some of her quilt paintings are quite lovely. I say she is a load of shit because of the egocentricity in which she approaches her work. Much like Modernist painting anything that is that focused on itself (like women’s studies) is bound to cave in on itself. If all a painting can express is what happened as a liberal rewriting of stories (“Medusa Remembered”) or a bowing to one’s own vision of self (“Crows are like feminists sitting high saying what no one wants to hear”-Klebesadel) then after patting yourself on your back and being applauded by your contemporaries, you will not have very much of worth left. I am sure that this is the unenlightened view of Helen Klebesadel, and that I have come away the one looking ignorant, and this I will not attempt to refute. However, I must say that if the work of Helen Klebesadel is to represent the work of all Feminist Artists, or Female Artists, as it seems she intends for the last century, then I am no longer interested in becoming a part of that group. Klebesadel said she was most concerned with “tell[ing] her truth” through her art. I guess her truth involves a lot of geisha masks and Melissa Ethridge songs.


hahahaha man i haven't written a paper in so long and I'm so tempted to turn this in. my teacher is so Frasier Crane in female form, and she would totally hate me forever, so I guess I shouldn't. But you know I probably will with a few minor changes.

my teeth hurt. and my ear aches.

happy valentines day. hahahahah.

must be nice to hope for the thing that you wish you want

so my life has hit a new low allow me paint you a disgusting picture with words:

it's thursday night, I have a drawing due Monday but I didn't want to do it ever so I did on Thursday night. I had to draw a doorframe looking into a room to create depth. So I sat outside of my room looking in blah blah. Thursday night is one of the many going-out-nights on my hall. so the really hardcore drinkers were getting ready to go downtown. Every going out night a policeman walks up and down the halls looking for drunks or drugs. So I'm just sitting in the hall minding my own business and the cop comes up to me and stops. I'm used to this almost everyone who has walked by has felt compelled to comment. I look up and he leans in to say "if you need me to get them to be quiet just tell me." So I mean I was like that sucks, I'm not retarded. It just totally crushed me. Then this girl down the hall who pretends to be nice runs down the hall, "Katherine, have you seen Bonnie? I need a girl's opinion!" What the fuck? Am I asexual now? jesus.

I need to do laundry and im sick of athens but callie said she is coming up to athens this weekend and so you know i should be here plus roommate says she's going home this weekend (extremely rare) so I guess I should take the oppurtunity while I can, but I just don't know if I can make it through another 12 days of athens without a break.

sorry this has been a sad annoying complainy entry. but you know deal with it, you don't live here.

here's some good news, two slices just for you!!!:

1. I've started using Listerine Advanced twice a day!
2. I'm listening to the Fiery Furnaces again

i feel good, i feel great, i feel wonderful

so i have declared today BILL MURRAY SUNDAY!!!!

But right now I'm watching The 40's Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs on Vh1. I love these songs. It's totally just like a playlist of mid to late 80's on B98.5. I wish I could find a list so I could download them.

Yesterday morning I woke up and took my car to Walmart to get my oil changed. Don't do this on a Saturday morning. It took two hours. ( Oh god i love air supply) Anyway then I had to go across the street to Home Depot to find a bucket for my 3d class. I got back in my car. I was driving along Broad Street and I noticed that my foot felt like it was scratched. I look down between the bars on the steering wheel and there's my foot with a pool of BLACK BLOOD on it. I almost swerved off the road. Blood scares the shit out of me. Just the thought of it coursing through my veins bleh ughhh.

Possibilities for Bill Murray Sunday:
1. What About Bob?
2. Groundhog Day
3. Lost in Translation
4. Scrooged
5. The Royal Tenenbaums
6. Charlie's Angels

So I just woke up an hour and a half ago, but I think it was one of those things where I slept too much so I'm just tired again.

and

ps please see Goodbye Lenin if you haven't. If you don't know about it its about this family in East Berlin in the time surrounding the fall of the Berlin Wall. Really interesting to watch.

note to self: Must stop sleeping during day time hours. Although I could pursue a job in a night industry. Although I can't think of any right now.

I'd Like to Introduce Myself... I'm the Other Woman

May 27th where will you be?


I'm going to be in Hurricane Hills TN seeing Ms. Loretta Lynn.

Oh man. I'm not abandoning this dream. I just watched Coal Miner's Daughter again and lamenting the fact that I'm not in Nashville right now. Seriously.

So anyway yes that's going to be the roadtrip. you can come. I'll make Mary go. Mary loves roadtrips. this one is going down. I will not go to music midtown to see Loretta, I'm going to her.

If you haven't seen Coal Miner's Daughter, and have no immediate plans to then I'm afraid this is where it has to end. It's you not me.

Tonight's activities:
intermittent napping
tv
coal miner's daughter

so now im not tired, which is fine. perhaps I'll take a shower.

This afternoon on the bus there was this kid listening to an IPod-- regular ok whatever then we got off the bus went in to the building and he starts singing. like not just mumbling singing but like loud shower singing. it was awful-- we get in the elevator he stops, he's the floor above me the minute i step off the elevator he starts again. i couldn't figure out if he just didn't give a shit... which would be good or if he was just a carbon copy of alex smith. gross.

ps. the title from a few entries ago that no one knew was from Loretta Lynn's "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take my Man" I don't remember if I ever told you.

dreams are my reality.... haha bad french movies

Last Night's Dream:

Part I:

At a mall that looks suspiciously like Perimeter Mall of my youth when JCrew was Hello Kitty and everything was dark. Anyway there were all these stars there, but they weren't real stars they were like VH1 talks about stars. Like Milli Vanilli was in the parking lot-- well it was the one who wasn't dead, but I couldn't ever remember which one wasn't dead so I just kept having to avoid saying his name. Then for some reason Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker were there, and she was a total bitch. I was like fun bitch anyway I guess that's how it segued in to Part Deux.

Part II:

Touring the Presidents homes with Amy Sedaris. She gets in a fight with Benjamin Franklin who also happened to be there and he writes her up (this might have to do with the fact that I watched Simple Life Interns last night) She would talk about the President and then cook something with a very lifelike impersonator of said President.

Part III:

In my pool from 2 houses ago with Jennifer Brostrand (4th grade) and this person who wasn't but for some reason looked like Caitlin Wyatt(5-8th grade?). Strange. I woke up thankfully.

oh how i want to be freeeeeeeeeee

My nap is over and positivity overflows!

ohhh I don't care. nope, not at all.

is it wrong to be so pulled in by the coke c2 commercials? I mean I understand how manipulative they are, but I just don't care. I heart them.

i don't think i ever want to take another class where I can't listen to music during it. i've become so used to it. 2 and 3 hours are nothing because you know I'm listening to the fiery furnaces or yo la tengo. who cares? this morning I had my ipod on shuffle, and it was going so well. Then it hit "I Don't Want to Die" by the Unicorns oh man I just felt like I was in Maude in the Senior parking lot. I guess I hadn't listened to it in a long time and it was just like crazy.

so now i'm watching the cosby show and waiting to go to computer class. following class i have to go to a visiting artist lecture blah blah boring.

that's right bill you teach those kids about yelling in the house.

in the words of cait tingo, FUCK THE FUTURE

hahaha yes, fuck the future, and my drawing class for working on other people's drawing and making them suck, and the bus schedule for making me wait outside in the rain for 20 minutes, and the weather for raining, and my roommate for having the overhead on so i can't sleep, and then yeah the future. definatly fuck the future.

So if you would like to see something funny please proceed to here. although I must warn you it is a bit bitter.

This isn't right, I haven't been bitter or angry this week, well perhaps but mostly I have just been blah just sleeping. just crossing off days on all of my calenders. that wont freaking go by quick enough. so the semester is almost 1/3 over, which is nice because i can't wait to shake this place off. seriously i have to get out of here. i can't say im looking forward to this summer or state, but I am looking forward to moving my life out of athens. I think about the best way to pack up my stuff out of my dorm every day. Ok that's it I'm taking a nap, perhaps i will wake up with some new perspective on life or you know with less bile. either way.

i've come to tell you something, I hope you'll understand...

My respect and (platonic) love to the person who can name the artist or song from the title.

So it's 4:30 my big plans for the rest of the day are as follows:

1. double feature
2. uhh yeah that's it
3. sleep?

so as you can see I have a busy day ahead of me. It's really warm and cheery outside so I changed into flip flops, which I am enjoying.

Hint for the life you have left to lead: Naps are the best gift you can give to yourself, although cash is always acceptable.

My great grandmother (the one who hated me) died a few months ago. yada yada last weekend I inherited a nice necklace, with the birthstone we shared (Peridot) on it. I take a perverse amount of pride in wearing it, considering my relationship with the person from whom I inherited it.

My Things To Do book is filling up, I went through and marked every page Monday-Friday through May 10th (the day of my final exam). Quite a satisfactory chore. Then I made a calendar of the 5 remaining weeks until Spring Break.

I really don't know about the future, last weekend awakened many anxieties which in turn have made me fall asleep on the college finding job (or just actually fall asleep), much as they have every other time I have ever looked for a place to spend the next (2 to 3) years.

Favorite quote I've heard today:

"But my dress is cream" (referring to many recent visits to the tanning bed and said with much indignance)

wild is the wind

so this weekend was uhhh... interesting? no, no that's not the word. long? no that's not it either? well anyway I'll recap and you can make up your own word for it

Friday- Drawing triumph-- the drawing teacher who usually hates everything I do liked and said my drawing was the best. Definatly awesome. Then drove 2 hours to Perimeter Mall where I met Callie and Lily. Went to Ga State on Marta look around, lunch, etc. Scary. Ga state scares me. haha kinda? Anyway return to Perimeter look around mall with Callie, Lily, Jenna, Jenna's 2 agnes scott friends. Then drive down to Ga Tech hung out with Ms. Amanda Meng ate dinner watched what not to wear dropped by my brother's apartment and drove home. It was a LONG day.

Saturday- Drove around, errands, etc. THEN drove on 285 (for the first time ever) haha to Callie's party. It was a little strange. Well I mean the party wasn't strange it was just I don't know. I didn't really I don't know. Weird whatever. There was this guy there who was 6"8 (size 14 shoe) who could chug a beer faster than anyone ever. I wish I had timed it, it was amazing. Britney Scott showed up later? It was really weird. I guess I kept telling her how thin she was now because she kept telling me it was from not eating. i slept in their bedroom floor, and it was some good sleep. late new year's resolution: when I drink, drink less.

Sunday- Drove home (285- to 400). Slept all day. Drove back to athens a while ago.

I don't know yeah. So now I'm watching Desperate Housewives and trying to avoid reading for class tomorrow.

On a side note-- to becky-- on your comment. I believe Cait does have blonde hair now, and if she reads this then she can clear this up for us all.

To cait if you read this- Do you have blonde hair? Disney world sounds hilarious and fun.

its another tequila sunrise

ok so the sun hasn't actually risen yet, but you know.

I have another cold sore, except this one wants to like take over my upper lip, and is disgusting and red and inflamed. My face is disgusting-- to wear and im sure to look at. I left my makeup in my car, so I have to walk around like a hobag until I can get to my car.

My roommate watches the OC and I always have work due Friday that I wait until Thursday night to complete; herego, I watch the OC. I don't like this trend.

I'm going to HOTlanta today to try to right the wrongs of last weekend, so if it freaking ices I will kill someone. So you know fair warning.

Q: Will you have fun in Atlanta?
A: Does a pimp carry a razor?
Q: Does a pimp carr-
A: Trust me they ALL do.

mostly I sat by the ocean

I would be fine if I repeated this day for a few years (a la groundhog day).


So I slept ALOT today, but I feel like my steady diet of carrots, cereal, and jelly sandwiches is finally catching up to me. That sentence doesn't go together. But you know... deal with it.




I'm watching a really good Lifetime movie. I walked in on the middle of it but basically Melissa Gilbert got raped but then she like didn't tell her husband/boyfriend guy? I don't know. its good. just trust me. it features the woman from wings, bebe neworth and that guy you know who is the sister of the girl from my so-called life that isn't claire danes?




my hall is one of extremes: Half the hall could be the cast of Desperate Housewives: The College Years and the other half sprinkles every sentence with "cunt" or "fuck."

I wouldn't describe myself in either of these categories, but you know I enjoy saying "fuck it" just as much as the next guy but you know I wouldn't put it on a list of my top ten words used.


Becky- I forgot Conan was so close! I'm so excited for you!!!

instant karma

I AM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON EARTH, or at least in Athens.

All the negative energy I was sending to my Drawing teacher overcame her and she cancelled class! I have never been/ will never be this relieved again. I love cancelled class. more sleep.

also I'm drinking the best drink on earth-- Snapple Summer Peach, and its delicious.

its so good that class was cancelled because i left the dorm this morning dressed like a color blind clown. its disgusting but it doesn't matter because I don't have another class until 2 oclock.

ain't that america?

Let it be known that I totally fucking hate that song (from the title). But I sing Danny's Song ALOT in my head and out loud.

I've been sleeping alot lately, which is awesome. There is a drawback: without a regular sleeping schedule I pretty much sleep whenever I have downtime, but when I'm not sleeping I'm in class or eating? So you know I don't do alot and I feel like I'm eating alot. So that's gross.

Oh hey I forgot to change my calender! How unlike me! Unflipped calenders really bother me. Almost as much as stray marks and unorganized cards. Ohh Ash Wednesday is a week away. I had never heard of Ash Wednesday or Lent until I went to Wesleyan. Mrs. Garlinghouse started smearing ashes on people's foreheads and I was like WHAT THE FUCK? It was alarming.

HMMM... Last weekend I watched Almost Famous and I forgot how much I liked that movie. So good. It's one of those movies that I don't love but I can watch like once a year and really enjoy. They're playing Groundhog Day tomorrow at the Tate Center and that's a movie I can see repeatedly in the same week/or day (no pun intended). So I shall! I HEART Bill Murray.